Blue Skies And Sunshines(GoYuu Completed)

Extra Extra (Short Side Stories 1)

1. Math problem

Satoru's brows were furrowed, his eyes held deep concentration, and every now and again he would release a deep agitated groan or growl.

He was staying over at the Itadori residence for a sleepover, much to Sukuna's chagrin. It wasn't expected. He just showed up at their front door that morning with a bag in hand and a big grin and told Yuji that "Congratulations Yuji-kun! You'll be blessed with my presence all weekend!"

Yuji was confused at first, but he welcomed his friend inside and proceeded to indulge in Satoru's wants and needs, further fuelling Sukuna's hatred for the guy. At the moment Yuji was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen

While Satoru was at the table glaring at his open notebook.

"Keep glaring at your notebook like that it'll eventually catch on fire" Yuji joked.

"I just don't understand this fucking math problem" Satoru grumbled. Yuji walked over to him.

"Can I hear the formula?"

They heard Sukuna scoff loudly from the living room. "Ha! What good'll that do? You suck at math and only have half a brain"

"And you have zero!" Satoru remarked with a shitty grin. Sukuna scowled at Satoru

Satoru smirked smugly

Well, you see" Satoru returned his innocent smile at Yuji "we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply" he winked

".... " Yuji thought over it

Then he reddened

Satoru smirked

Sukuna stabbed the arm rest

"Not gonna lie that was smooth" Yuji sighed

2. Sukuna's pick up line

Sukuna smirks wolfishly at the impossibly gorgeous black haired angel sitting in front of him. The two were left alone by Yuji and Nobara who had gone to order their food.

"Hey baby, is heaven as ethereal as your face?" Sukuna said with a palm against his cheek. Megumi has been a victim of his pick up lines and flirting for the past few hours, and quite frankly he was getting tired of it

"As a matter of fact" he said with a deadpan look. "I came from hell"

Sukuna was quiet for a moment. Then he spoke again "Guess that explains why you're so hot"

"What's taking Yuji and Nobara so long?!" Megumi screams in his head, wanting to be saved from Yuji's brother.

3. Alternate responses to "I love you"

Yuji: I love you too!(as a friend)

Nobara, Gojo: Who doesn't?

Megumi: *finger guns*

Suguru: I know

Shoko: why?

Sukuna: If only there was someone out there who loved you

Junpei: *laughs nervously*

4. Sukuna isn't a God

A terrible thing happened

Something truly God awful!

Satoru fell into the pool and, as it turned out he couldn't swim, so he was drowning. He was splashing his arms in the water and trying his best to stay afloat

Luckily for him a possible saviour approached the pool-

"I mean I could help you but who am I to play God?" Sukuna drawled lazily