Blue Skies And Sunshines(GoYuu Completed)

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"So....he's still here?" Sukuna asks, eye twitching at the sight of the giant white cockroach in his kitchen. Said cockroach was happily humming while sitting on the chair Sukuna usually sat at, palm pressed against his cheek innocently and smiling so carefree Sukuna wanted to slice his lips off his face.

But that would make a mess and blood is very hard to clean up.

"Good morning to you too sunshine" Gojo said with an annoying grin. Sukuna chooses to ignore the giant roach's existence and sat down, waiting for breakfast to be served.

Yuji was swaying his hips and humming while he cooked. He was stirring fried rice while at the same time cooking fried chicken, occasionally sharing conversation with Satoru and taking his eyes off the food he was making

But even with his attention divided he made terrific fried rice and chicken. Satoru even teased him that he'd make an excellent housewife, which earned him a deadly glare from Sukuna and a small laugh for Yuji.

"You didn't even deny it" Satoru teased again. "Well...what am I supposed to say?" Yuji asked. "Satoru, you say the most random things, and you're always teasing me, I'm used to you saying stuff like this by now...and I don't see any harm in just letting you call me the love of your life or your future wife as a joke" he explained, turning off the stove and setting the plates

Sukuna frowned when he heard this, and turned to look at Gojo pointedly. The white cockroach had gotten silent and was looking at his twin with an undecipherable expression. Then he grinned, showing off his perfect white teeth

"Yuji, why do you sound so sad? does this mean you actually want to be my wife and love of my life?" He said this suggestively and bounced his eyebrows.

Yuji bursted out laughing "Hey! why am I the wife in the relationship?" He asked, deciding to humor Satoru as usual.

"Well it can't be me, I radiate too much alpha energy, you won't be able to handle this" he pointed at himself and smirked at Yuji, leaning forward. The pinkette simply rolled his eyes and pushed Satoru's approaching face away. "Oh yeah? Wanna put that to the test?" Yuji challenged

"You two shut up, you're making me lose my appetite" Sukuna hissed, looking disgusted. "Your flirting is disgusting, I think I might vomit"

"Vomit then" Satoru snapped, annoyed at the older Itadori twin for interrupting them. He knows Yuji wasn't really serious and was just playing along with him, but Satoru was getting so into it, and Yuji's little smirks was really hot

Stupid Sukuna. He actually completely forgot he was still there. Damn him for reminding them of his presence

"Alright then, hold still so I can puke all over you" Sukuna said with a conspiratorial grin. Before anything could occur however, Yuji suddenly gave a startled yell. "SHIT WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" Yuji yells pointing at the clock.

"Let's skip it" Satoru said. "I have an important quiz today!" Yuji yelled in panic. Megumi and Kugisaki will kill him if he wastes all their hard work of tutoring him so he'd pass the quiz with them. He's already imagining their reactions. "All our hard work...wasted..." Megumi would say. "YOU DIDN'T EVEN SHOWED UP?!" Nobara would say while holding her hammer

"I'll just pay your teacher to let you pass" Satoru told him

Sukuna perked up after hearing that. Maybe this guy isn't so bad....

"No way! That's terrible!" Yuji angrily said, offended at the mere idea of his close friend paying his sensei so he would pass the class.

"He's offering you a free ride through high school Yuji....marry him" Sukuna said, looking at Satoru like he was the golden key to a bank's tightly secured vault