What Are You?//Listener Jimmy au//Flower Husbands

Chapter #2: Funny?!

Tw - some cursing
-no ones pov-
You could hear laughing and yelling coming from inside Tumble Town. An 11ft god was currently messing with the sheriff of the small town. You see this particular god absolutely loves to mess with the mortals of EmpiersSMP. To be more specific, he loves to mess with sheriff Jimmy. You see the god, whos name is Joel, was currently in the air, holding Jimmy's "cat" in his arms. Every now and then, Joel would fly higher, which scared the hell out of Jimmy. Jimmy kept yelling things like, "Let Norman go!". An idea came to the gods mind. What if he just... There, perfect.
-The Sheriff's pov (sort of)-
I stared up at Joel, really unable to do anything. Now, your probably thinking, "Why don't you just fly up there with your elytra?" Well, I can't. I was on my way to go fix my elytra when Joel showed up. I also didn't have enough blocks to tower up to him. "Let my deputy go, now!" I yelled up to the God. "Let him go? Are you sure?" Joel was smirking. "Yes, let him go!" Joel's smirk grew. "Alright, if you really want me to." My eyes widened when I saw Joel drop Norman. As quickly as I could I lept forwards in an attempt to try and catch my deputy. Thankfully I did catch him, but when I looked at him, it wasn't my cat. Instead I was looking at a stuffed animal.
-no ones pov-
Joel flew back down and gave Jimmy his cat back, all while laughing his head off. "Ha! You should have seen your face! That was so funny!" Jimmy stared daggers up at Joel, "Funny? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? HOW WAS THAT FUNNY!?" Joel went quite. No one has ever heard The Sheriff curse before. "Well, I mean, it was sort of funny..." Joel could tell that Jimmy was beyond pissed at this point. "NONE OF THAT WAS FUNNY, JOEL!" Jimmy continued to scream at Joel and that's when Joel realized something. "Hey, Jim?" Jimmy stopped screaming then answered, "What?" "Have your eyes always been green?" Jimmy looked very confused when Joel said that. "Green? No my eyes have always been brown?" There was a moment of silence between the two before Joel rather quickly said, "Um... Never mind.. I think I'm gonna go now..." With that Joel left leaving a very confused sheriff behind.

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Hope you enjoyed the second chapter
Its kind of weird writing since I am definitely not someone you would normally find writing but, ya...
Anyways, to anyone who is reading this - have something to eat/drink if you haven't, and have a wonderful day/night