State house head cannons and one shot

White elephant

Gov got the idea that this year they should play white elephant

So he gave a $50 gift limit because of inflation

All the States brought one gift to put in the pile

All the states drew a number out of a hat New Mexico, got number one he grabbed a present out of the pile and unwrapped it " it's a teddy bear" New Mexico said, having a little inkling that he knew who it was from Gov got the number two so he didn't steal the present. He picked one that felt heavy and opened it.
" it's a bottle of bourbon"Gov said

The next person to to go was Florida" I'm going to steal the bourbon
So because Gov's gift got stolen by Florida. He had to pick a new one when he opened it, it was a mug a snowman mug. He looked at the states in New Mexico is just smiling.
The next state to open a gift is Louisiana. Louisiana started to open the present. It was a coffee, bean bag of local brew coffee.

"i'd prefer daiquiri mix but aight" Loui said then it was New York's turn, and he decided that he's going to steal it" I'll take the local brew" New York says as he grabbed it from Loui. So Louis had to pick another gift from the pile this time he got case of white claw" hell yeah Sha"Louisiana said

Washington opened the next gift. It was a pair of gloves that have the finger tips for your phone" gloves yay"Washington said

California is Up Next He grabbed a gift and opened it. It was a jersey devil T-shirt. " a jersey devil T-shirt. "California smile next was Colorado He opened up a gift and it was a snow globe " oh, pretty snow globe, "next was Vermont he grabbed a box of cookies." yes cookies" Vermont said taking a bite of the cookie
The next state to pick a president was Arizona he got a hot dish that was still hot" oh a casserole yay" Arizona said sarcastically
It was Wisconsin's turn" I'll steal the hot dish" the drunken state said

Arizona opened up a new gift. It was a cheese mug." Oooo a cheese mug" Arizona said

It was Minnesota was next
He opened the gift and it was a bunch of books
Then it was Oregon's turn" I think I'll take the books"
Minnesota opened another gift and it was an Oregon trail T-shirt" oh old fashion video game T-shirt"

The rest of the states open the presents and stolen some of them from other states everyone had a good time the end

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Thank you and happy holidays