A week later
Cal: New York and I have decided that Washington is allowed to join the beanie boys also Colorado for now on will be part of the decision making process if we get a new member
Coco: wait really nice
Washington : finally I've been waiting a whole week to know if I
Coco : the initiation I don't think you're gonna look forward to that man
Montana: oh, it's gonna be so funny I have to go New York with setting up your initiation
Cal: what time are you meeting him?
Monty: in an hour
Cal : I can do it in an hour
NM: Excuse me,brah
Cal:you're excused
Monty: your excused
Cal: And i'm not your brah
Utah :i am very uncomfortable with the energy that we've created in the studio today
Arizona : I think it's adorable that they're finally together and they're showing affection
Idaho : I'm gonna tell him
NM: don't you dare
Coco: I understood that reference
Oregon : and I understood that reference
Hawaii: i'm not even here
i'm a hallucination
Wyoming:😧🪒😦
Coco: what happened another square dude?
Washington: I think he shaved off his eyebrows
Alaska:😎👌🏻😮🕶️👌🏻
California has left the chat. Montana has left the chat and silenced their phones
Oregon: we all know what they're doing, right
NM:ye
Washi:yeeeeee
Alaska : yeah
Wyoming: yes
Hawaii: absolutely
Utah: unfortunately, yes
Nevada oh, hell yeah
Oregon : Yes
Coco: yeah,
Idaho: yes
Arizona: no, not really
NM: baby stop acting like you don't know what they're talking about you know exactly what they're doing there hanky-panky
Ari:ooooohhhhhh that makes sense
An hour later
Coco: time to watch Washington jump through a table don't worry, we will record it
Vada: I will re-recording it because I will be there watching because even though I'm not a part of people who are involved with beanie boys get to be there to watch the initiation
A few minutes later
Nevada:* Send a video of Washington, jumping through a folding table and breaking it*
Washington: that felt so good to be a part of this club. It's great. It's also very painful. I'm gonna go take a nap.
California and Montana rejoin the chat
California: we're back
Arizona: why Wyoming why what's up with The eyebrows they're gone why
Wyoming: Nevada was shaping my eyebrows
Nevada: it was an accident. I accidentally waxed his eyebrows off.
Idaho:Washington has a big ass secret
California : oh, no, you have to tell us I mean I'm sure New York is going. I'm sure New York is going to figure out to find out what your big secret is in the beanie boys but you now have to tell us.
Oregon : California and I were informed of the secret
Washington : fine, but the secret doesn't leave this group chat
California : what about that?
Washington:When I was in elementary school, I started to harbor a growing disdain for authority. It would get so tiring following all the rules, all the time! So, in art class, I started only drawing llamas. Llamas ice skating, llamas going shopping, llama firefighters. My art teacher was furious, and told me I had to draw something different from now on. I was livid! How dare she intrude upon my creative process! So I hid a liama in every subsequent piece of I made. On the surface, it could be a painting of a rainbow.
But take a closer look, and the brush strokes reveal a million tiny llamas inside of the rainbow. I even etched a super detailed llama on the bottom of the vase ! sculpted during the pottery unit!
Thankfully, no one had ever noticed. It's always been my little llama-shaped secret.
New Mexico : what the fuck you got in trouble for liking to draw llamas
Montana: California is dropped his phone and is laughing so hard. He says that he remembers this.
Uath: why why why why why why is how do California remember this?
Washington: California remembers this
Oregon: hell I remembered it but then you telling me that you were doing it
Washington: yes
Oregon:LOL
Wyoming : I think this is a great place to end this
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