Syracuse NY, walking into the four corners 's bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Coco: What was it about?
New Mexico: No, don't ask her that!
Coco: Why not?
NM: Cause she'll answer!
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Cal : I love murder mysteries!
New York, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Cali : Hey NY, do you want to go to a party later today?
New York : I would, but my friend's sister's uncle's brother's second cousin's twin sister's step son's half brother's girlfriend's hamster died. It was tragic.
Cali: Okay...
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Georgia:You didn't wake me up when you left this morning.
New York: I tried. You said, "I'm dead. Leave me. Find someone new."
Geo: Yeah, pretty hungover. Last night wasn't great.
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Albany: Are you ready to commit?
Philly: Like, a crime or to a relationship?
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NM: Happy Valentine's Day. I didn't get you anything.
Ari: I didn't get you anything either
NM: You wanna make out?
Ari: Sure.
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Tennessee: I've become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I've probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They're the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?
Georgia: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.
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Philly *About to do something incredibly stupid *
Austin: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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Geo: Why is it that every time I see you, you're causing some sort of commotion?
New York: I don't cause commotions, I am one
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Geo:Yorkie your drunk.
New York : *Hic* and You're gorgeous but I don't go pestering you about it.
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New York: This is the happiest I've ever been.
Georgia: me too New York
Florida, eating Cheetos while laying on the floor: So are y'all gonna make out or what?
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NYC: I'm bisexual.
NY:
New York internally: 'Oh god. Okay. I can be supportive. I can tell him I'm Bi as well. Yeah. Be supportive. Let him know he's not alone. This is your chance NY
NY externally: Hn.
NY: internally: 'Dammit'
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NYC Hey Rochester,, what'cha looking at?
Rochester: Legos.
NYC : ...why?
Rochester: There's a new set coming out that I want. But it's really expensive. Help me convince myself not to get it.
NYC: Will you be disappointed if you buy it?
Rochester: Yes.
NYC: Would you be disappointed if you didn't?
Rochester : Yes.
NYC: So buy it, be disappointed, and have legos.
Rochester: ...that shouldn't be as good of an argument as it is.
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Virginia: Nothing good can come from this...
Mass: ...Maybe so, but at least this way we have some measure of control over whatever calamities do befall us."
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Happy Valentine's Day goodbye for now
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