New York :What's wrong
Cali :Nothing
New York just tell me
Cali: why do you need to know so bad
New York:so I can cheer you up
Cali: it's not your job to cheer me up
New York: yes it is cheering you up is my job
Cali: Well then you're fired
New York: you can't fire me I'm union bitch
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New York: Florida what did you get me into
Florida: A very competitive and passionate relationship
New York: anniversary gift thing is way out of proportion I don't want my relationship to be competitive that's your thing
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New York:guys, was Britain abducted by alien and switch by an identical clone that is programmed to love?
Virginia: *confused*
Mass: *confused as well*
Virginia: New York this is breakfast
New York:...
Virginia: don't ask us things.
New York: he told me that he loved me
Virginia:*looks at Georgia and back at back at New York
Virginia: Britain?
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Georgia: Where's NY?
Florida: Don't worry, I'll find him. Florida *shouting*: Georgia sucks!
NY *distantly*: Georgia, is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Florida: Found him
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New York:You can't make everybody like you. You're not Georgia
Cal: not everyone likes Georgia
New York: who doesn't like Georgia?
Cal: well-
New York: Names. Now. Give me their names.
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New York: I don't have to control my anger.
New York: Everyone needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
Cali:
Cali: I think it's time to talk about your social skills, honey.
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New Mexico : Weddings are crazy expensive so I will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3am.
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Cali: I did meet some of the most insufferable people.
Cali: But, they also met me.
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Arizona: I'm too pretty for this" is a very valid excuse, actually.
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New York: you make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.
Jersey: I literally only said 6 words.
New York : And yet here I am, boiling with hate.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
New York: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper : Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face
New York: Oh my god, you have Texas
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Cali:What are you in the mood for?
New York: World domination.
Cali: That's a bit ambitious
New York: You are my world.
Cali: Aww...
New York :
Cali:
New York:
Cali : OH
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Cali: Is he dead?
New York: We can only hope.
New Jersey: I'm still alive!
New York: We didn't hope hard enough.
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Geo: Did you tell anybody we're engaged?
Yorkie: Yes, Geo, I have no self control and I told everyone we're engaged.
Geo: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.
Yorkie: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told everyone we're engaged.
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New York: Cali are you wearing my hoodie again??
Cali: Maybe
New York: ......
Cali: Ok, I know you might be mad, but please consider that my affection towards your clothes may be caused by a deficiency of cozy ones in my own wardrobe."
New York: Bullshit. You have a ridiculous amount of clothes.
New York:*Opens California's closet*
New York : WHAT THE F-
Cali: I can explain!
New York: Why do you have all my stuff in here??
Cali: To be fair, you keep leaving them all over my room.
New York: BECAUSE IT'S MY ROOM TOO!
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Geo: You've been stalking me!?
Yorkie: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows
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NM: my science experiments are soo ethical. u can trust me bc i wear glasses btw
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Geo: Hey York, you love me right?
York: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel is going somewhere and I don't like it
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Officiant: It's time to say your vows
Geo: pulls out a 10-page essay* Don't be intimidated, I just wrote down whatever came to mind
New York: Ha-ha-ha! Oh, mon cher...
New York: pulls out three-ring binder* This is going to be embarrassing for you
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Coco: I ate the paper strip on hershey kisses along with the chocolate for years because when we were kids you told me that they were edible.
Cali: They are actually.
Coco: REALLY?!
Cali: No! Why would you fall for this twice?
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Texas: Do it or you're straight
Cali: *Loud gasp*
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Cali: We all have our demons.
Cali,grabbing New York: This one's mine.
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