Blue Lock Hater

them vs inko thoughts

TEAMS THOUGHTS:

Raichi: He's a little bitch. Unfortunately, he's a great player but lazier than anyone. BUT I'M STILL BETTER THAN THAT PUSSY

Gagamaru: Tanaka is cool. Aside from his hotheadedness, he is a great player. He is lazy though and that is slightly concerning.

Kuon: He's a stupid bastard. A fucking lazy one. (this is after kuon betrayal and before his redemption)

Iemon: He's a pretty good defense and his comebacks are actually pretty funny. But he needs an anger management class...

Igarashi: He thinks he's so much better than us when he's really not. He never does anything except defense.

Naruhaya: Tanaka actually pretty funny. Watching him argue with Raichi is so funny but he reminds me so much of a girl. Like his thighs and eyes, n-not that I ever look at his thighs... it's just you know... (A/N IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I WROTE THIS BEFORE GOING TO HIS PROFILE AND IT SAYS HE HAS A THIGH FETISH)

Kunigami: Tanaka is a pretty good guy. He's a good training partner but helps out only when needed. Sometimes though, he is a little annoying when he gets angry. Not that anyone blames him but he needs to chill. If he's not riled up he's not to bad to hang out with and I enjoy his company But I wouldn't mind being his friend outside of Blue Lock.

Chigiri: Tanaka is actually quite nice if he isn't riled up. He's a great coach and despite his mean demeanor, he does mean well for everyone. He is extremely good at soccer but doesn't seem to even like it. Maybe when we're done with Blue Lock we could be friends

Bachira: I know his secret!!!  ≥∇≤

Isagi: I think he holds back a lot during practice but he's a very good coach and his arguments with Raichi are pretty funny. He's got a motherly feel to him, don't tell him I said that though. I think he'd kill me if he heard that

Kira: That bastard! He's an annoying piece of shit! I don't care if I only saw him for a couple of minutes, he's the worst kind of garbage and I hope he fails!

INKO THOUGHTS:

Raichi: he looks like a writer got lazy and made him a Wal-Mart version of Bakugo. Just stupider.

Gagamaru: I'm shocked he hasn't broken any bones. How he does it is beyond me. Someone get that poor kid a freaking medal, Jesus.

Kuon: He's annoying and a total douch for giving up on his team. I don't exactly blame him though, it's just if I had a chance to punch him without consequences I would 100%.

Iemon: he's alright, but he isn't that significant except when he helps me. Maybe if he wasn't stuck as goalie all the time I'd have more thoughts on him but here we are.

Igarashi: you mean a bald monk? He's so dramatic he could crush Tom Cruise and I can't even begin to explain the weird positions he's slept in. One time, he slpet with his pants down and knees over his head. If it had smelled like something.... I probably would've killed him for being so close and doing it  right next to me

Naruhaya: who? kidding, he's okay. Kind of himbo but ehh... not a bad guy, don't know him well enough. He's a little funny sometimes.

Kunigami: he's actually not that bad. He's probably one of the only people I think actually have a chance of winning blue lock. He's pretty funny and he's one of the more tolerable idiots at blue lock. I wouldn't mind being friends out of blue lock.

Chigiri: I love his hair so fucking much. I need his hair routine so badly. He's the only other person I enjoy around here, aside from Kunigami. Maybe once the blue lock is done, we could be friends.

Bachira: Don't. Even. Ask. I'm going to shoot him and violently gauge his eyes out. 

Isagi: It's too late to tell but I genuinely believe he has a shot of winning blue lock. He's boring though, nothing interesting about his personality. 

Kira: who?