Oh, Christmas Nuts!

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"Don't do it

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"Don't do it. Seriously, you're gonna break your hand." Milton told Jack, who was preparing himself.

"I can do this. Dude, your nana makes one tough fruitcake." Jack said after he punched the fruit cake.

"How does your family eat that?" Dylan asked as he looked at Milton.

"We don't. My dad wedged last year's behind the wheel of our camper so it wouldn't roll down the driveway." Milton said after he strained to lift up the heavy cake before he threw the cake into the garbage.

"Yikes." Andie cringed with a slight chuckle.

"Are you two sure we shouldn't ask Rudy to help us decorate the dojo window for Christmas?" Eddie asked as he, Chloe, and Kim walked into the dojo.

"Yeah, trust us. He doesn't really have an eye for it." Kim said as Chloe nodded.

"Look what I did! I made this beautiful festive wreath out of our toilet seat." Rudy said as he held up a toilet seat with a red ribbon.

"See what we mean." Chloe said before Eddie nodded.

"Mm-hmm."

"Come on. Get in here. Tell them what you did, you." Joan said after she pulled Jerry inside.

"I accidentally used my dad's pressure washer to get rid of the line of people in front of the electronics store." Jerry explained.

"He blew some need right out of his loafers. Nerds." Joan chuckled before she left.

"So, did you get the road demon or not?" Milton asked with an excited grin.

"No. They didn't have any left." Jerry said in disappointment.

"What exactly is a 'road demon'?" Rudy asked.

"Only the hottest Christmas present this year." Dylan said.

"Yeah. It's a high-tech, remote-controlled, futuristic combat tank. I'm telling you, I want one so bad Christmas isn't gonna be Christmas if I don't get a Road Demon." Jack said as he and Chloe sat on a bench.

"Dude, if I wake up and there's not one under my tree- It's gonna be on." Jerry told them seriously before the boys started talking about how much they wanted a road demon.

"I know. I asked my parents-"

"It's all I ever wanted."

"Guys! Guys, Christmas isn't about getting a remote-controlled road demon." Rudy told them.

"He's right. It's also about getting a pony! Yee-haw!" Milton said as Chloe and Andie rolled their eyes.

"Oy."

"Geez."

"No, guys, guys! Guys! Christmas isn't about getting things. All right, it's about being filled with the spirit." Rudy said.

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