Object show smut 😱😱😱😱

Introduction

⚠️TW⚠️: DANCING TURTLES!! 🐢😞😔🫢

edit: i have most of the piss fics down but it's still on my ao3

I should have made an introduction awhile ago..

Anyways yes its me, the horrifying thing that wrote these fanfictions..

But I'll be talking a bit about myself I guess! (And other things before you read this book hopefully)

for my age.. I'm gonna say 10+ since that's obvious but no I'm not 10 I'm above 10 for sure 😭

10 year olds shouldn't even have this app..

Well I do get that some 10 year olds go thru puberty early and stuff so I'm not blaming I just need y'all to be careful in this app 🙏🙏

I might age reveal later

Oh and if you know me irl please just click off unless your like one of my best friends as long as you don't tell people about this book!

I'm just a teen going thru puberty so obviously I'm gonna read/write this kinda stuff

And if you do know me or are related to me

Please just click off and pretend you never saw this book..

TW: DANCING TURTLES ❤️❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️😤

Now hold on a second dont go scrolling to the next chapter! I need to warn you

And srsly I mean it

To save both you and me from embarrassment

Skip the first couple chapters up until the mephone charge one unless you wanna die

NEVERMIND I TOOK THOSE OLD ONES DOWN LMAO

And if your asking, yes I am disappointed in myself 😇

UPDATE I'm removing the first chapters from some irl problems!

Hopefully there's enough warnings..

⚠️LAST TW WARNING NO TURNING BACK⚠️: ⚠️dancing turtles⚠️

I'm serious about the turtles btw..

Look I'm not taking requests as of now but if you just want to give a suggestion for a ship or plot idea that's completely fine! Please know that doesn't mean I'll do it though 😭😭

I'm okay with writing a lot tbh..

Unless it's proship..

No noNO NONONONONO

SORRY BUT NO PROSHIP

If your wondering what proship is it's a minor x adult

Or just a problematic ship in general

I hate it..

Sorry not sorry..

I get that some pro ships aren't as bad as others like some are genuinely minors and adults shipped but others are just kind of a toxic ship which I'd say is one million percent better to write abt then minor x adult..

Ah also uh I can try to write kinky things! I'll definitely not be the best at it but I'll try except there's a few things I won't do

-blood
-scat
-preg
-puke

dont get me wrong I love horror blood stuff but idk it would be to hard to write and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable writing that!

Well there's my warnings, scroll to the next chapter if you dare..

Good luck.. you'll need it..

Ps there's no dancing turtles I lied 🤭