Spooky Month Headcanon Dump

Dexter Erotoph General Dating HCs

WHATTT HOW IS THERE SO LITTLE DEXTER CONTENT??? SMH I'M WRITING GENERAL DATING HCS

Edit: part 2's out, if y'all wanna check my masterlist

-he definitely holds your hand in public. He holds your hand a lot
-man he's so touchy, he needs to be touching you in some way all the time
-asks for piggybacks all the time!!
-he will bring back dead things and offer them to u like a cat
-h u g s
-mmm i say he's 5'6, kinda short
-little spoon <3
-comes home covered in blood all the time
-he's so clingy to the point it gets annoying. like when u wake up in the morning he wont let u go and he'll grab onto your foot as u try to walk out the front door
-hugs > kisses
-no rizz but at least he's cute
-begs for affection all the time
-HE LOVES BEING CARRIED PLEASE CARRY HIM
-if you pick him up HE WILL SQUEAL
-i think if he watched a horror movie he would purposely cling onto you and bury his face into your chest and use it as an excuse to him being scared
-"hun, this isn't even a scary part of the movie..."
-dumbass but a cute one
-kisses everywhere on u
-like you could just be standing and breathing and he'd be worshipping you
-no limits to PDA, at all
-if you take any interests in anything he will try to learn more about it and relate to it
-pulls pranks on you all the time just to see you get pissed and then say "It wasn't me!" and act all innocent (you know what you did.)
-follows u everywhere like a puppy
-tries to fluster you but ends up flustering himself instead and if you have enough rizz (which could be like none) he will get even more flustered
-if you play video games he will watch if you don't mind him and give commentary
-he honestly loves spending time with you in any way. like watching movies and stuff is his thing
-if your into it and are qualified, he'll let you be his exterminating sidekick!

hes so silly... part 2?

(yay im on a roll tonight)

Edit: reminder that part 2's out if you wanna read :]