ambush: guess what? you're reacting to fan-fics of yourselves :P
halt: is it cursed?
ambush: idk, depends on which one we are reading
halt: ... okay?
Glitch: let's get this over with
shadow: we're one of the underrated characters, I doubt there will be any-
ambush: actually, the first one IS of you and him
Glitch: ... fine
Ambush: don't worry, it's just smut
shadow: oh f-
ambush: hey glitch, your POV, your supposed to read now
glitch: oh, okay?
glitch: I got kinda horny just looking at shadow, something about him amde me want to f*ck him so hard he screams and cannot walk anymore and he begs me for mercy but I'm a no-mercy person and then I make sure he starts crying by the end of it.
shadow: 1. what the f*ck 2. who wrote this
ambush: idk
glitch: that first part makes no sense... Who in the h*ll would f*ck somebody like that?
ambush: idk, just continue
glitch: fine
glitch: he was leaned against the counter and none of the other entities were around so I said "hey shadow?" then shadow replied "yes?" I asked "would you like to do something, alone?" he nods and says "what though?" I smirked and kissed him before answering his question, saying "you already know what shadow~" he blushes as I breathe down his neck and then bite it, drawing a small amount of blood.
glitch: can I stop now?
ambush: yes, only because it's shadow's POV
shadow: o-okay
shadow: as glitch picks me up, breathing on my neck, gently and then bites it, letting a little bit of blood come out, making me moan quietly, but glitch could still hear it and then eh kissed me again and said "you like it already?~" I nodded and said "yes I do daddy~" he picked me up and glitched us to his room and laid me on the bed, kissing me and pinning me to the sheets and taking my clothes off, and I felt slightly embarrassed and then he says "don't be embarrassed, honey~"
ambush: welp. 3rd person POV. hey seek, f*ck you, your reading it
seek: do I have to?
ambush: look at where my gun is aimed? do you wanna have kids?
seek: no, but I wanna keep my d*ck so I'll read it I guess
seek: glitch lets go of shadow's arms and takes his own clothes off slowly and starts making o-out with him... then without even trying to warn him, he shoves his full length up his a*s and thrusts in slowly, as he kissed shadow and then he thrusted slightly harder when shadow asked "n-ngh! glitch!~ c-c-can you go harder?" and then shadow starts grasping the sheets in pain and pleasure at the same time and-
seek: I'm done.
ambush: no you are not.
seek: I really do not wanna read smut of one of ym friends.
ambush: *points gun*
seek: fine...
seek: glitch slammed into him after a few minutes and then a few minutes later, he came inside of him, making shadow moan loudly into his hands and then after glitch takes his d*ck out, he kisses shadow and starts sucking his d*ck... after he came inside of glitch's mouth, letting it drip down to his chin to his chest, he lays him on the bed after helping him get his clothes back on and dressing himself back up... then glitch asked "now you wanna go drink some bleach? preferably blue Fabuloso flavor?" "hell ya" said shadow as he got up and kissed his lover...
seek: f*ck you ambush
glitch: mhm
glitch: but it did have something accurate, I do sometimes drink the blue Fabuloso flavor
shadow: yeah lol
seek: you two are weird people
glitch: you drink Fabuloso too
seek/; well um... yea I do...
ambuhs: whatever, last one okay? or just the last one for this part
glitch: fine, who is it of?
ambush: *inhales deeply*
ambush: jack x hide fluff
hide: as long as it isn't smut
Jack: ...
ambush: jack, your turn to read
jack: fineeee
jack: I was busy doing something, and then hide comes in and asks "whaddya doin?" I shrugged and replied "something..." he sighed and asked "you wanna go hang out or some sh*t like that, I'm bored, screech is still playing Fortnite." I told him "or, you go bother some f*cking other entity that isn't busy!?" I said it a little louder than I intended for it to come out and then he said "o-okay, I'll leave..." then I noticed a few wounds on his side and wanted to ask him about it but he already left...
hide: whatever, I wanna just stop reading this already
hide: I walked out of the room, slightly tearing up and then went into my closet to just curl up and go to sleep like I would usually do... but I couldn't, knowing Jack was angry at me and it made me wanna cry some more... so I did but immediately stopped when an entity asked "who's crying?" I wiped away my tears and turned around until somebody opened up the closet door and then I slammed it in their face... they walked away after saying "well that was rude..." great. now somebody else is mad at me...
Jack: I felt kinda bad for hide and teleported to him through the closet and then he said "w-why a-ar-are you h-here?" stuttering over almost every word and then I noticed he was crying and then I said "I didn't mean to yell at you, hide... I'm sorry..." I wiped away his tears and said "and I would never want to yell at you~" then he curled up beside of me and asked "s-s-so can we hang out now?" "of course" I answered, kissing him "thank y-you" he replied
ambush: wow. that's the first time I didn't have to point a gun at somebody's d*ck to get them to read.
hide: ...
halt: sometimes, you scare me
figure: s-stop pointing a gun at me
ambush: your turn~
figure: nope
figure: *disappears*
halt: okay, now what kind of Ohioan bull sh*t is that?
figure: idk
ambush: alright now. we're done with reading fan-fics now, but we might be reading more~
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A/N: By the way, the fan-fics were written by me, just in case you couldn't tell lol
and I MIGHT do another part to this, it depends
word count: 1005
YOU ARE READING
seek x figure because yes and idk
Fanfictionso um.... yeah.... plz commment ideas but anyway, seek and figure hate eachother, be friends, secretly crush on eachother and then go mwa mwa when they find out they love eachother oh- and none of the art is mine :P just found it on google lol