amoretto | yeonbin

♡➹ twenty one ♡➹

Has Soobin ever mentioned he's a bad drunk? Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. Who cares? It's not like right now he was in the state of mind to consider all that.

Drinking with Kai was fun. Kai had his share of problems that originated from one person and Soobin also had his share of problems that originated from one person. Samesies!!

For poor Kai, anything he said or did, brought upon a pejorative rejoinder from Beomgyu, and for Soobin, anything Yeonjun did simply caused him immense stress. Samesies!!

Kai wanted to push Beomgyu into a tub of ice-cold water. Soobin wanted to push Yeonjun into a tub of ice-ultra max pro-cold water. Samesies!!

Soobin giggled and then reached out for another sip of Soju. Much to his dismay, all he could feel was air. 

Huh? Where's the Soju?

Soobin blinked, groggily. It took him a minute to realize that he wasn't at the restaurant anymore. The fresh air hitting him was a clear indicator of so. Soobin could also feel someone grabbing him by the shoulder, making sure he wouldn't fall.

Soobin giggled again. What a nice stranger. Upon a closer glance at the stranger's face, Soobin was shocked to see...how hot the guy was.

Was it his lucky day today? Not only did he get close to his Hoobae and had a wonderful bitching session about Yeonjun, but he was also getting escorted by a super-hot dude?!

"Where are you taking me?" said Soobin, purposely putting on an aegyo. 

Yeonjun looked at Soobin in disgust.  He thought he could use this chance to put his plan in place and make Soobin fall in love with him and then break his heart but this was turning out to be more of a pain in the ass than Yeonjun expected. 

Yeonjun gave Soobin a flashy smile and said, "To my home."

Soobin stared at the hot 'stranger', literally shooting hearts out of his eyes. "Okay,"

The sober Soobin would've never done this, the mildly drunk Soobin would've never done this, but the completely and utterly wasted Soobin definitely thought it was a good idea to go into a stranger's house. ( a/n:- kidz do not do this in real life )

Yeonjun honestly considered stabbing Soobin and dumping his dead body somewhere here. Can he just shut up? Yeonjun has been with a lot of drunks before but he has never, ever come across someone as bad as Soobin. Maybe he should call a taxi and throw Soobin in it. 

Yeonjun shook his head, rejecting the idea. One, taxis were fcking expensive and he was not going to waste so much money on Soobin. Two, he still needed to get revenge on Soobin for utterly humiliating him. 

Finally, after much struggle and much incessant ranting from Soobin on how hot this 'stranger' was, Yeonjun made it to the front of his house. 

Unlocking the house, the first thing Yeonjun did was instantly throw Soobin onto the ground. He let out a groan, stretching his shoulder. 

"Hey..." said Soobin, his voice slurred. "Where's the bathroom? I think I'm gonna throw up."

Yeonjun's eyes widened in horror. Fck. He instantly picked up Soobin, like some sort of rag, and chucked him into the bathroom. Gosh, thank god Yeonjun had fast reflexes. 

After 20 minutes, Soobin yelled out from the bathroom, "Can I have a change of clothes? Mine stink of alcohol." 

Yeonjun smacked his forehead. At this point, why'd he even bring Soobin home? Obviously, after a shower he'd be all sobered up right? And that completely defeats the reason why Yeonjun brought Soobin home. 

Yeonjun got up and walked towards his wardrobe. He took out a fresh pair of boxers and one of Yeonjun's longer t-shirts since he was sure that his pants wouldn't fit Soobin. Yeonjun generally had a tinier waist than the rest. 

He handed the clothes over to Soobin, who had one single hand outstretched and said, "I don't think my pants will fit you."

"Okay!" said Soobin, awfully cheerful. 

Yeonjun frowned. Was this normal?

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The sole reason why Daehwi was against Soobin's drinking is not that he was a bad drunk, although that did contribute significantly, it was because Soobin took a long time to sober up. A cold shower, a slap on the face, none of these could get Soobin out of his drunk mindset. Only a good night's sleep could. 

Naturally, this made Daehwi worry for Soobin's safety. Normally, even if a drunk person ends up in a stranger's house, if they regain their presence of mind, they can do something and try to escape, right? But Soobin would still be drunk. 

Soobin slipped into the 'stranger's' shirt and into the fresh boxers. He looked at himself in the mirror. There's no way the stranger could resist this Soobin right?

Yeonjun was sitting on the sofa, contemplating what he should do next? Yeonjun initially wanted Soobin to fall asleep quickly and then wake up and then Yeonjun would innocently explain how he saved Soobin from weird men trying to hit on him on the street and then boom, he'd become a hero in Soobin's eyes. 

Soobin walked out of the washroom, his stupid grin still on his face. He shook his head, throwing the grin off. He was trying to seduce this man. Yes, hm, yes that's right. Soobin was the best seductress anyone would see out there. 

Yeonjun raised an eyebrow as Soobin walked out, wearing only Yeonjun's t-shirt. Yeonjun covered his mouth, this wasn't a bad sight. In fact, it looked much better than expected. Yeonjun blinked. But why was Soobin walking weirdly like a crab? And too towards him. 

I'm a seductress, chanted Soobin in his mind as he 'cat-walked' his way slowly towards the hot stranger. However, Soobin tripped over the carpet and fell down as a loud thud was heard. 

Yeonjun immediately burst out laughing. First, he walks out of the washroom looking extremely cute and then begins walking like a crab and then trips on the carpet? Funniest shit Yeonjun's ever seen.   

Soobin, on the other hand, didn't even want to lift his head from the ground. Fck, how embarrassing. Now the hot dude is going to think Soobin is some weirdo who can't even walk properly. Not to mention, he was laughing at Soobin. Although Soobin had to admit, the guy's laugh was also hot. 

Yeonjun helped Soobin get up from the ground and guided him toward the sofa. "Are you hurt?"

Soobin pouted. "Yeah."

Yeonjun stared at Soobin beside him. Was he drunk too? Soobin was looking weirdly attractive to Yeonjun right now. Not only was he wearing Yeonjun's clothes, he also smelled like Yeonjun.

"What's your name?" asked Soobin, his stupid grin back on his face. 

"Yeonjun," said Yeonjun, answering honestly since it's not like Soobin would remember it. 

Soobin frowned. "Yeonjun, you can't be Yeonjun. You're nice. The Yeonjun I know is  mean prick who has made my life---"

Before Soobin could continue his sentence, Yeonjun closed the distance between them, gently placing his lips on Soobin. However, Soobin merely froze. 

Yeonjun pulled away, looking annoyed. "What? You're not going to kiss me even if you're drunk?"

Soobin blinked but then slowly made his way onto Yeonjun's lap. Placing his hands on Yeonjun's shoulder, Soobin pressed his lips against Yeonjun. 

"Open your mouth," said Yeonjun against Soobin's lips and Soobin obediently obliged, opening his mouth and letting Yeonjun in. 

What did Daehwi say? A drunk Soobin was a bad Soobin. 

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