So i look 4 starbux rite?
but i no find it yet
and i fukin cussed so much even de chickens stei away from me
how meen
actually im meen
nevurmaind
so i laik
Y DA FUK IS DE STARBUX SO FUKIN HRD 2 FAAAAAAIND
den i laik look 4 it 4 laik 4 minits
(y so many 4s)
den i saw dis guy laik bilding a starbux or sumthin
so
i went 2 de guy and asked if he build starbux
and he laik
HOLY FUKIN SHIET A TALKIN DOG
dis guy was laik so rood 2 me so i laik
hey dud no need 2 be rood
i am doge
u can call me doge
so r u bilding starbux or wat?
he weerded out i think cuz he laik
okeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy....
den i laik
R U FUKIN BILDIN STARBUX OR WAT?!
So de convurseition was laik dis:
Guy: I NOT BILD STARBUX SHEESH WAT UR PROBLEM
Me: Den wat u bild den?
Guy: I bild house cuz der r laik munsturs at nite and stuff
(he no rlly talk laik dat. i just dunno how 2 spel wat he sei.)
Me: Munsturs? u meen laik munsturs frum starbux?
Guy: WAT DA FUK IS UR PROBLEM WID STARBUX?! WAT DA HEL IS A STARBUX?!
Me: its da cofee shop neer da supurmarket rite across da street
Guy: cofee shop? supurmarket?
Me: U MEEN YOUV NEVUR BEEN 2 STARBUX??? DUD UR MISSING LAIK DE GREATEST THING IN DA HOLE WURLD
Guy: Okeeeeeeeeeeey
Me: Kk nevurmaind lets just finish dis house
----15 minits latur----
YAAAAAAAAAY
were dun wid house
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Doge duz Minecraft
Humordis doge just got stuck in minecraft.... wanna find out how? naaah no spoilers :3 and plz if reed... comment, boat and um share? and follo doge cuz.... ya... i hav no good reesun and tanx
