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Cheptur 7 How 2 spell jungel

ok so
i thought
since starducks is starducks
maybe ducks go there
r there ducks in mainkraft
i dunno

k so rite we look 4 starducks
and bob wus laik
wat is dis... starducks?

and i laik
its dis coffee shop
dat sells coffee

and den bob was laik poker face
he laik
wat is coffee

and i laik
O_O

well i dunno anyone who dont kno starducks and mcdogenalds
so rite we look 4 starducks
den aftur dat
der was laik dis weerd bilding in dis jungel
k so
i tel bob
hei bob wat dat

so bob sei
o kewl its a jungel tempel
der could be daimonds

and i laik
fine den we look 4 starducks

so we go 2 jungel tempel thing
den it wus dark so bob put torch
den we laik go 2 de buttom flor of de tempel
but i smell sumtin weerd
so i tell bob

k so bob sed dat nuthins rong
so i just follow bob
der was dis string i think
but bob is laik always jump ovur
i dunno y
so
i trai 2 step on it
den an arrow came frum nower
and it almost hit doge face
but doge duck
wat
doge duck
i not duck
nevurmaind
so i duck
den de arrow misd
hah
hahahahahah
in ur face arrow
o w8
arrow no hav face

so bob was laik
donut step on tripwire
dey r traps
dey bad

and i laik
wat tripwire

so i tink i wus kinda dum cuz bob did facepam
he laik
its de string

hah
and i laik
ok

so bob keep walk
den der was dis chest
he open it and der was dis iron bar
and gold bar
den another arrow laik almost hit doge
so
i sei
de chest has trap

but bob was laik
i don tink so
maybe skeleten
i will check

so bob go bak 2 furst floor
but der wus no skeletun

so bob sed
weerd
k so lets faind dat starducks now

ok so bob kind of forgot about dat so i sei
wat took u so long
:(