Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 35 Bai bai cloke guy

hllo dis is frum doge in reel wurld

unfortenetly da internet thinks dat im not typing english shet becuz of mai spelling and gremmer

well fuk u internet

btw i use computer cuz mum took fone

and um ya u cant get wattpad app on computer so i use intanet

and if ur wundering how mai computer is doing, its fine thank u

~>bak 2 u ric<~

ok

we walk bak 2 portel

it far

we almest lost laik um...1... 2... 3....

ya many times

i almest fell in2 lava laik um... 1....3...6...4...7....

ya also a lot of times

but bob find wei

w8

YAAAAAAASSSS FDJHFBJVKNHKBFJGHB

BOB GOT SUMTEN RIIITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STFVBDMHYUGVJCIUVCIUXOHCYHGTRYXWGUHVCFDSHUVIGUHCILAD

(i keep tipe rendum cuz it makes me feel sane)

um ok

anwei bob find portel

we aboot 2 go in but den

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

it laik bloo up

bob wuz laik

'._.

ya... ya.. is okay.... i still hav mai thing... heer... sumwer...

den i saw sumten

it dis thing wid blak cloke

w8

blak cloke?

i wuz laik

OMFG BOB IT DAT GUY!!! WE CACH HIM!!!! LESGO!!!

ok so conservation was laik dis

oh w8 i meen convursaten:

doge: lesgo!!! bob!!!! wtf!!!! dud!!!!

bob: w8

doge: wut

bob: i hav plan

doge: i not laik ur plans

*ignores doge*

bob: hooever dat guy is, he must be expect us 2 fallo him

doge: so?

bob: so if we not fallo him, we can escape

doge: so?

bob: i lite portel and we go trou den on oder side we break portel so he be stuck heer

doge: so?

bob: he not ebel 2 mess us up animoar

doge: so? oh w8 dat mite actelly work. les do it

ok so bob look around 4 cloke guy

he not see

so he lite portel den he tell doge 2 go trou furst

wow very kind

hah no lol

he prebebly scared cuz he mite laik go out da portel on anoder wurld or sumten

um anwei i go trou

den bob nxt

aftur we der on um, i think u call it ovurwurld, bob brake wun blok of portel

den laik da purpel stuff is gun and der no moar weerd sound

and hopefulle no moar weerd cloke guy

hopefully

i wuz actelly rlly interested en finden out hoo cloke guy wuz

but ya never mind dat idea

kk so we bak on ovurwurld

YAHAAAA FRASS AIIIR

bob brake da rest of portel and he keep obseden in chess

den he buree it in sand

i think dats rlly stoopid cuz wat if da blez pooder not enuf

ugh

well

u kno bob

i look out windoe and it nite

bob sei

u still hav energy 2 look 4 ender pearls?

i laik

ya

(no)

unfortenetly bob not kno sarcasm