Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 28 R we der yet?

ok so rite

we got out

turns out it wusnt deilite

it wuz torchlite 

and it wuz nite

and i wuz laik

YAAAAAASSSS WUR FRREEEEEEEEEE

LUV DAT DEILIIIIIIIiiiiite..... um ya it nite oops

so we had 2 walk bak 2 house in medel of nite

wid munsters

we laik chased bai creepurs and zambies laik a lot of time so  bob make temperory house at da side of a cliff

made of sand

cuz we laik cross da desert be4 we got 2 rabeans

i think it rlly bad idea sins we cud get bury in sand or sand cud fall frum cliff and block door wile we still inside

um

ya

so wile bob da bilder bild a litl hideout

doge kik sand at face of zambies

dei leev

i gess dei tout dat dei wud rader eet sheep dan waste der time trieing 2 bite dogez face off

i gess zambies r not so dum

i still hav no idea wat a sheep is doing in da medel of da desert

k den bob wuz dun

he make sheers thing and he laik shave sheep (dei hav beerds) dat dem zambies wur chasing

den dei chase bob

ok so bob is dumer dan zambies

rite so he escapd and den he put creft tebel in house and made bed wid wool and sum left woods and stuff

is dat da plorel of wood?

um anwei

he put furnes and chest and bed in litl cliff side house and he put door 

well duh wat do u expect

den he tell doge 2 go in cuz creepurs and skeltuns and spiders and junk start notising us

so we go in

bob not make bed 4 doge again

ugh

bob still meen

he laik

doge u sleep on floor

i laik

no u sleep on floor

he laik

if u not sleep on floor

u sleep outside

and i laik

FINE

UUUUUUGHHHH

well we not rlly sleep so good cuz der wuz a spider trieing 2 climb da cliff on our side and it keep fall so it make weerd sounds

it only stahp aftur it died

ya