Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 37 Fwooom

Ok rite

lez skip da parts wher we get moar enderpurls

it not rlly interesting
but heerz wat heppend:

we keep rome dat nite

we kill sumtin laik 4 endermans

i think de plurel is actelly endermen but hoo knose

ok but we kill laik 4 rite?

and on nxt dei we... w8... i meen nite
we kill 5

it rlly hrd 2 kill dem cuz dei eeder telport awei or bakstab u

laik bob

ok and on dei after dat

we kill um dunno 4 again i think

so 4+5+4 is....

ummmmm....
errr.....
ehmmmmm...

ok
its 454

w8 i think daz too much

probableeeeee....

13 i gess?

but bob sei it not enuf so we keep look again 2nite

we kill laik 3 moar

we go bak 2 house aftur dat

bob make iren armer and 1 diamend swords and 2 stoan pikaxes and a bow and shovels and moar pikaxes and a bow and armer and a stoan sword too and torchez and chest

he also haz laik enchanten tebel and i not even see him make dat

much misterieous

ok so he enchnt da wun diamend sword and da armer cuz he lot experens

and den he keep da stuff he not need and he get stuff he need laik pood et cetera

i eeben saw bob get laik wun or 2 potiens but i not see wer he get it

maybe he exploar at nite wen i sleep or sumten

dunno

i not eeben c brooing stand or neder wart or anyten

he go out 2 get sum cobblstone
w8....

oh! i kno wer he get dem stuff!

sumtimes he go 2 neder widout doge cuz im chasing butterflies or sumtin!

i eeben heer hin sei dat he make secret room sumwer

w8 ima look 4 it

-50 minits latur-

ok i foun it

der wuz actelly a trap door under bed

i found out bai accedent
(i jumpd on da bed cuz i frusterted)

der actelly chest evrywer

der a brooing stand

and uh bookshelvs

and neder stuff

der even anoder room dat go 2 library wid enchentent tebel

oh hei derz also a anvil

and ders a tunnel dat go 2 our portel

how bob make all dis??

i meen do i chase butterflies dat long???

maybe...

ok anwei i go bak up and i wundr y bob not tell doge

maybe he think i gunna blow stuff up or sumten

i not blame him

i think i bloo up a butterflie wunce

i...w8...

nah i hab no idea