Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 29 No not yet

i woke up but bob still sleep

i hungry so i look 4 food in chest but gess wat?

DER WUZ NO FOOD

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

um ya der no food so i go out 2 look 4 food

der wuz so much web on door dou

cuz of spider i think

my paw wuz stuck

oh and also mai tail

i trie 2 remove but it not work

den lol da web was actelly rlly thick and sticky and mai oder paw got stuck

and den de ader

and anoder

untel i wuz just hanging der

it rlly hard 2 move

dam spider

ow

it rlly hot der

bob rlly slo 2 wake up

lol

so i wuz hang der 4 laik um i dunno 2 hours? 3 hours? mebe 10 minits? 

i dunno but it wuz long

k so bob went out

he laik

wat r u doing

and i laik

just hanging around

BA DUM TISS

um ya so help

pls

ow

ok so bob not hav logic

he went bak in

den aftur laik um a wile

he cam bak out wid a sword and i laik

NO GO AWEI Y GUNNA KILL MEH BRUH JUST REMOV DA WEB

W8 R U GUNNA CUT MA PAWS OFF

OH HELL NO U R NOT GUNNA CUT MA PAWS OFF

ok so i keep talk den he cut web

doge fall on butt

very ouch

such hurt

wow

so i sei i hungry

bob pik up rotten flesh frum zambie

he giv 2 doge

i laik

EEEEWWW Y DONT U EET DAT?!

bob laik

ok

den he eet it

ew yuck

makes me want 2 vomit again

and dogez r not suposd 2 vomit

unless dei r poisoned

but hoo wud want 2 poison dogez?

ok so he eet it

den he pak stuff and grab craft tebel and furnes and bed and chest and torch and door den we go

he look at map furst

den he keep walk

we walk past jungel and in2 a snow biom thing

it rlly cold

we see der snow geloms

or golems

dunno

anwei dei hit bob wid snooball

he got laik headshot and i laik

u just got iced

BA DUM TISS

(so joke 2dei)

i laik

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

and den

OOF

dem geloms r in a snooball rampage

dei laik hit evrywun and evrythin

i cant beleev dei rel8ed 2 olaf frum froozen

k so aftur laik a wile again

doge see house

we run bak 2 house cuz we laik

hoo cares how long we walk

ok so we got der

bob put all stuff in chest

he cook sum food

we eet

den he get sum shovel and pikax and he start make hole

i wuz laik

hoo u gunna bury bob?

he sei dat he make hole dat go 2 a underground room dat he will make

den he will laik make portel der 

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN