Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 13 Eating Dolan

ok so um
dolan died

._.

so bob and me wur laik
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH

ok stop

so bob put raw chiken dolan in chest
cuz we no hav coal 2 cook dolan
(ew)
so bob sei
let go mine

i laik
i no laik 2 mine
very dark
i no laik holes 2
ew
oh w8
i still hav 2 go cuz ders no choice rlly

k so we go 2 anuther cave
and den we go caving
i meen mining

k so bob get pikax and mine coal and iron
we no rlly go dat deep so dat all we find
and um we found sum butts
i meen bats
oops

so i no laik butts so i laik panic and shiet
den doge walk str8 2 wall
ow
very hurt
much fuk
wow

srsly i dunno wat wow is for

anyway
bob ask doge 2 hold torch as always
so doge hold torch
i mostly drop it cuz its freakin hat
and mai butt caught fire
so
i jump in watur
and i almost drown
cuz i not very good swimmer

so i go bak 2 drie land
but um well watur turned out 2 be waturfall
and um i fall and shiet
so
it took laik so long 2 get doge bak up
dat not mai fault again

so we go bak 2 house and it nite already
i laik
wat????
it nite????
we wur der 4 laik 15 minits
._.

ok so we go bak 2 house
but der wuz creapurs and othur ppl
or munsturs
dei not rlly ppl
mor laik unded
ew
dei smell
dat troo dou

so we chased bai creapurs
bob trie 2 shoot dem wile running
it wuz bad idea
bob mostly run in2 treez and faceplant
w8
lol
treez
faceplant
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ok so we didnt notis dat we wur actually running in circles around da house
so bob and doge look if dei still follow
but doge and bob faceplant on house wall
more ow

k so we run bak 2 house
we look windoe if dey still follow us
dey still der
so
bob not mind dem

he smelt da iron furst
and aftur dat
he sei he hungry
so
he cook dolan
aftur laik not a long taim
he giv doge nuggits
yay
i not sure about eeting dem
cuz dats dolan
dolan iz just..... dolan

but doge hungry sooooo

i eet dem anyway