Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 38 We look 4 end

ok so rite um bob pak and shet

so i tell 2 sleep furst cuz i rlly sleepee

ok so he sei ok den he fall sleep

literally

he laik dropp evritin den he fell sleep

lol

ok so i sleep

-da nxt dei-

omg wat da fridge

i slept 4 a hole dei??

laik... wut...?

uh anywei bob pak stuff

he be laik

bruh u bring stuf too

ma inbentery is full

so i just woke up at dat time so i heerd hem sei sumtin laik

bruh u smell laik poo

i wud bury u in ma cemetery but itz full

i be laik

nuh uh

bruh

bob be laik

u so meen

and i sei

ur da wun hoos meen cuz u sei dat u gunna bury me in ur cemtery thing and i smell laik poo but i obviesly dont

den i sniff maself and i lose laik 5 harts

whao

i meen whoa

or woah...?

i sei laik

hei i gess ur rite about me smelling laik poo... but i hav da rite 2 NOT be buried in cemetery wen i not dead yet

cuz if u bury me wen i not dead

dat be laik bury ma alive so....

never jump out da windoe

oh w8 no

i meen never trie 2 slit sumwuns throat with a piece of paper

bob laik conpoosd again cuz he stoopid

or maibee i got sumtin wrong der...

um ya

ok so bob just giv me sum stuff

he giv me laik da food and da torchez and da shovels

datsit

it not even dat heavy

uuuhhh

rite

anywei i ask y he pak anywei

ok so uh da convursatien wuz laik dis:

doge: y u pak anywei?

bob: we gunna go 2 sumwer

doge: wow hoe accuret

bob: ok we go 2 end

doge: WOW even MOAR accuret

bob: i kno rite

doge: *facepalm

bob: ???

doge: ugh i meen wat do u meen bai we gunna go 2 da end?

bob: um ok so lemme explain, da end is laik a terryffying spit of land in da medel of a spacelaik dimension known as da void. its almost compleetely barren but it is inhabited by endermen and da terryfying endurdregen

doge: wow. dat wuz very long. and boring.

bob: u hav 2 find dis stronghold thing. u will find da portel 2 da end der. it can be activated bai 12 eyes of ender wich are made frum enderpurls wid blaze pooder.

doge: wat

bob: ughhh. we look 4 portel and use 12 icky eyeball combined wid blezpooder 2 activet portel

doge: oh ok... den hoe we gunna find portel?

bob: we keep thro icky eye and it will flie awei frum us in2 de air be4 it falls 2 da ground. we follo it den pik up den repeet. eventually da eye will keep falling on2 da same spot of land. dis is wer yull find da stronghold. ders a 1 in 5 chance dat da eye will shatter wen it drops. dats wat de extra eyez r 4

NOTE: I GOT SUM OF DEEZ STUFF FRUM DA MINECRAFT COMBAT HANDBOOK :)

doge: uuughh dat wuz even longer but ye i gess i get it

-end-

um ya ok  so we go now

bob keep tro icky eye

it keep flie

after a wile

it die

w8

y m i rime?

i not laik rime

it weerd

anywei it rlly boring

ugh

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