Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 19 Um ya

so wer wur we.....
oh um we wur at hole rite?
no?
oh um w8..... uhhhhh........
oh ya we in durt house and sleep ya

so rite um i guess it rained cuz wen we wake up der wuz laik pcs of durt everywer on dem floor and a bit of mud and shiet
bob wake up 2 and his reactien 2 mud wuz laik
did u poop
cuz Y DA HEL IS DER SHIET EVRYWER

i meen srsly
laik who ses did u poop wen dem person makes a durt house and it rains
laik SRSLY?!

k anyway bob get mad at doge
doge tell bob i not poop
bob not beleev doge
i tell bob dat he not make durt house cuz it mud
bob say oh ya
den i farted
awkward silence

oh w8
too much information

um rite i said i farted

no i didnt

so anyway
bob pak stuff
not rlly
so we just get leftovur wood for de fire and den we go

der only spidurs wich is good but der wur also creapurs and dey go boom under the butt of the bob

bob fly and smack in2 tree
i laff like
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ok stahp

rite so bob sei it hurt and he sed i meen cuz i laff and i laik
i dunt care
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
srsly i hav issues

den aftur a wile
we see big house
it creepy der spidur web evrywer and stuff amd also sum munsters

it also smells bad

so much 4 a creepy house

k so we go knock on door
it not open furst
but bob see a butten
button
shiet i dont care

den bob press button den der was dis sound laik ding dong
and lol it actually a dorbel

wat kind of creepy house has a dorbel??

um anyway we ring dorbel
den sumwun open door
but der no lite and we not see det sumwen
sooooooo....