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Cheptur 33 Y so recest

it fireball
w8 never mind
ok so it go BOOOOOOOM
me and bob run awei cuz ya it go boom

bob point 2 skie and i laik see dis big skware thing wid tentackels
it look like retard octopuss

den it shoot anoder fireball

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

i was laik
OMG BOB DAT THING HAZ DRAGON PIERAT (teen tetins much)/
ABILITIES

bob wuz laik
how?

i sei
ok so it has fireball shoot
and it laik cannenball (pierat)
and it on fire (dragon)
so it um... piedragon??

a dragon made in2 a pie
yum

ew no yuck

bob wuz laik conpoosd so he sed
wat is a pierat?

ok um da convurseten wuz laik dis:

bob: wat is pierat?

doge: shuddup. stahp act laik firestar. or firestar. i meen starfire. ya.

bob: wat firestar?

doge: a star on fire. no lol jk. it a person. dis gurl shewt lazers frum ice

bob: ok w8. wat wur we talk aboot urlier?

doge: um... pierats

bob: ok so wat is a pierat

doge: ok in a nutshell, a pierat is laik a outlaw of a see

bob: um okay... i not kno wat outlaw is

den suddenlee

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

me run
bob not run
he w8
dum bob

he w8 4 pierat
i meen fireball
den he depleck wid sword

it go bak 2 gient octopuss thing
not so dum bob

ok octopuss thing knocked back so we keep run

bob tell doge 2 follo
he go up 2 anoder stair thing

um

ya

k so we up and den we keep run
i trip
ugh

we run 2 a ded end
der chess
i open chess
chest
uhh ya
i open
i see sedel and hoarse armer and gold appel and oder cool stuff

den bob screem
laik a gurl

i wuz laik
wtf bob keep it downnnnn WHOOAAAA

i see scrary BLACK skeltun
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