Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 23 Awww so close

we in mineshaft now

der no lite

so it very dark

duh

der wur also bats and doge not laik bats very much

dei go 2 doge and bob face and bob trie 2 slice dem but doge not laik cuz bob mite slice doge in2 feces insted. oops i meen pisces. i ment fishes

ugh nevermind u get de point

anywei bob just swat dem flies/bats wid his bare hands and doge jump in2 water again cuz dis big fat wun wuz chasing doge

k aftur laik 10 minits dem bats wur gun so we keep walk

wile walk we see dis litl baby zambie

it so kyot so doge trie 2 pet it but bob said it mite bite dogez face off

bob so kj

k den we keep walk again and den da mineshaft end and der wuz anoder ravine INSIDE de ravine

bob almost fall again

stupid bob

k we go down again wich turned out 2 be a bad idea cuz da bottom wuz lava so we oh w8 did i sei we, i meen bob, make stairs dat go down

to lava

no jk

i think bob frustreturd cuz we not hav much stone already cuz i dropped all da stone in2 da lava wen i sneezed

wat?

of course doges sneeze

wur human too, u kno

ugh

of course u dont

k so i tell bob

cam da f down dud

we r laik in a stone heaven made of stone wid da stone made of stone wid um... stone ppl

so we can laik get as much stone as we want

bob tink about dat

den aftur a wile

sumthin zip up doge head

it a arrow

(wow nies gremmer)