Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 4 Bob punch trees

Kk so de house bloo up
so i ask bob wat he do now
hey bob
wat u do now

he laik
whos bob

den i laik
uh wat kind of purson dusnt kno his own name

so bob wus laik
MY NAME NOT BOB
MY NAME STEEB

so i laik laff d stuff
lol
ur name is steeb
hah
i laik bob better
hahahah

so bob wus laik fixing da house but we didnt hav much wood and stuff so bob/steeb laik go 2 tree and punch it
and i was laik
NOOOOOOO
DONT PUNCH IT
WAT DID IT EVUR DO 2 U

so bob (i will just call him bob) sed
sumtin laik dis:
we need wood
so we cut tree
but we no hav wood to make ax
so we use hand
so we can get wood
2
fix house
and
make ax

and i laik
._.
ok

so bob punch tree
and another
and another
and another

----sum taim latur----
kk so bob dun punch trees
he sed sumthin about having a stak of wood
so he laik fix house
den aftur a wile
de house wus fixd
so
bob killed sum pigs
(i didnt wach cuz it was so brutal)
den he cook pork and wen dun cooking he eet dem
he gav laik wan or two to me
but
doge no laik steak
doge laik mcdogenalds nuggits
so i ask him if he has mcnuggits
he laik
...mcnuggits...?

ok so maybe he dunno mcnuggits and starbux
i cant bleim him
hes stoopid
lol
so i laik
dud ur stoopid

and he laik
WAT DA FUK IS UR PREBLEM I NO DO NUTHIN 2 U AND U CALL ME STUPID

oooookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
looooooool