Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 8 k we look 4 starducks

so rite
dis is it
we look 4 starducks
so
since ppl think de chickens r ducks
i follow chicken/duck
cuz maybe it will go to starducks
dunno

so bob not sure cuz he laik
r u sure
i dont think dat chicken wil go 2 starducks

so i laik
fine
doubt da doge
its bad luck bob
dont doubt da doge

so we keep follow chicken
and it laik go 2 dis bilding dat seis
STARDUCKS

°O°
o me gad we found it
yeeeeeeeeeey
i knew it
so i go in and bob follow
so doge go 2 counter and order coffee
but der was nobudy
its kinda laik starducks is
deserted
._.
ok
so
der nobudy
so bob ask
wer is evrywan

so i sed
i dunno
dei laik not heer
so sad
maybe it closd
but dei forgot 2 lock door
watevur
lets go

so we laik go outside but de door is locked
o no
we doomed
how get out

so bob go 2 door and try 2 open
but door no buj
so bob try 2 break door
but door no break

so bob try 2 break wall
its kind of stoopid
cuz he laik punch wall
but it no break 2
so i laik
NOOOOOOO
WE STUCK HEER 4EVURRRRRRR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DIDNT EVEN GET COFFEEEEEEEEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

k so i calm down aftur a wile
so i think how 2 get out
so in da movies der is always a secret swich to a secret door
so i tell dis 2 bob
den we laik look everywer 4 a secret swich but we no find
so bob was laik
uuughhhhh
we no faind swich

so he laik sit on chair den aftur dat de floor wus gone
and we fall
so we laik
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH