k so it laik nite but bob sed he no sleep cus de munsturs outside r laik super noisy
even i cant sleep
so bob sed he will kill de munsturs
but wen he looked out de windoe
der laik 3 zambies and uhhh 4 bone guys and 2 spaidur guys and um 2 creapur guys wich makes.... 300 munsturs in total
(i not sure about dat i not kno how to add)
so i tell bob dat der r 300 munsturs outside and he laik
WAT?!
bob no beleev me cuz wen he count de munsturs he sed der r only 11
wat? u cant bleim me... doges r not supposd 2 do math
so bob laik get dis stone sword and he laik sed
do u bite?
so i laik
WAT DA FUK
R U TELLING ME 2 BITE DOSE MUNSTURS?!
EWWWW
SHEIM ON U
I NO LAIK BITE ZAMBIES
MAYBE DOSE BONE GUYS I BITE CUZ DEY R MADE OF BONES BUT NOT ZAMBIES OR CREAPURS OR DOSE SPAIDURS EW
he laik
fine
den bob went outside and cut der heds off
ew so gross
and i wus laik throwing dose bubblestone blocks i tink (maybe its cobblestone i dunno rlly)
so i hit de munsturs but i mostly hit bob
im rlly bad at eiming
so
rite i hit de munsturs
wan taim i hit laik a bone guy (skeletuns i tink) but bone guy see me thro stuff throu windoe so de skeletun shoot me den da arro ting missd me bai laik haf an inch (i dunno how i kno dat im usually bad at mesurements)
----10 minits latur----
k so bobs sword broke so he went bak inside but de zambies wer regrouping and stuff and dey laik breaking de door
but den it was already getting morning and dey laik buuuuuurn
hahahahahahahahah
so da smell of burning rotten flesh is laik evrywer
it smells bad beleev me
ewwwww
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Doge duz Minecraft
Humordis doge just got stuck in minecraft.... wanna find out how? naaah no spoilers :3 and plz if reed... comment, boat and um share? and follo doge cuz.... ya... i hav no good reesun and tanx
