Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 43 De end?

Ok so cristle shoot dregen and bob expload

w8 no

i meen bob shoot cristle and dregem expload

no

not yet

but bob did shewt cristle

uh ya so now it time 2 kill dregen

(i realized dat i kept stalling for da last chepturs... did u?)

bob run around and trie 2 shewt dregen

he fail

so he trie 2 slass dregen

slass is laik slice ass

k? k

anwei wut da wut wuz he tinking

you cant slass a dregen

but he did anwei

so ye

dregen hurt

it laik

(0000000000000000000000000000000----)

(fail representation of da dregens health bar)

ya so ya

wut

uh ya

um ok so ya

-20 minit leter-

omg

all dat left is

(0000--------------------------------------)

yay

but w8

KABOOOOOOOOM

(fail representation of explosion)

(fail realization dat its not even a representation)

(fail laff)

(fail face palm)

(fail cry)

(fail fail)

ok so dregen almost dead

hah

bob run out of arrows and last sword us break

he be laik

BRUH ME NO LAIK 2 USE ODER STUFF DAT R NOT MEANT 4 KILLING DREGENS SO U DO SUMTEN

me be laik

fanale

ok so i not rlly kno wut 2 do so....

i thro an innocent looking chicken egg @ it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it make weerd sounds

den

KAPLOOEY

it exploded

how?

very dremetically

and den suddenly me blek out

(wow much sudden)

ok so...

me heer dis guy sei sumten

laik sum rlly long speech about players and de end and other stuff

but me heer ma name

doge

and ya i listened 2 it 4 laik 10 minits

so i be laik

bruh shut up

and dud be laik

ok....

moral lessen

if u want ppl 2 shut up

sei shut up

becuz it rlly shut dem up

and shut up is very shut

wut

hey dat rimes

i shud rlly consider being a poet

me already work on a poem:

dis guy bob smells

he came frum hell

i dunno how

but i wunna shout

dat im gunna frckin cut his head off cuz he smells laik rotten eggs

and i troo wun @ de dregen so i kno how it smells

i still working on it

srry

uh ya ok

alls me need is 2 wake up....

any moment now....

hey?

no?

oh well

i gess me sleep furst