Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 12 We make nuggits

so we find dolan

we go bak 2 wer we found starducks
but rite starducks is laik gone so it hrd 2 find wer it wus

but i tell bob i kno how it look laik

so
der wer trees
and um flowurs
dats it

so bob wuz laik
wow
very accurate
much fuk

so we will just find dolan later

ok so bob trie 2 fix house now
he punch trees again
and i tell him again dat trees r harmless
so bob explain y we need punch trees again
i donut get da point of dat

so um anyway
bob fix house
lol
furst fireman bob
now its bob da bildur

hahahahahahahahahahah
its priesless
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ok rite
so bob da bildur fix house
(i think it secund taim we fix house cuz if i recall it blew up wuns alredy)
so bob fix house
:/
---5 minits later---

k so bob almost dun
but it turn nite
and der wil be munsturs soon
so i tell bob 2 hurry up
bob get mad
he sei
WAT DA HEL
UR NOT DA WAN BILDING DA HOUSE U BUTT

ok so i tell bob 2 calm down
its laik bob stressd
i no blame him

so anyways
bob punch wan more tree cuz der laik hole in roof
bob make wood plank den he fix hole
so we dun
but bob forget put door
so spaidur trie 2 come in
but spaidur no fit cuz he fat
(did u kno dat spaidurs in mainkraft r laik 2 blocks wide? i didnt)
so spaidur no fit and bob laff
but den bob not notice dat der skeleten on spaidur
it trie shoot doge but missd
i tell bob
HEI BOB
DERS A SKELETEN ON DA SPAIDUR
DAT NORMAL???

so bob look
den he freek out
bob sei it spaidur jockee

k so bob finelly kill spaidur aftur getting arrows stuk to his butt

so we sleep
doge sleep on floor
not comfurtabel
very ouch

bob meen
he get bed
ew
rood bob
he is now known as
rood bob da fireman bildur
if i get a name laik dat
i suiside
---de nxt dei---

k
it morning
so we look 4 dolan
---3 hrs later---

k we find dolan
but it wus horibel

dolan

became

a raw chiken

ew