Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 20 Wut his name..?

um ya so dem sumwun open dem door

y i keep saying dem

anyway sumwun open door
lite is close
or off
i dunno

so sumwun open door and der no lite rite?
so sumwun say
hello
lite not open srry
w8 ima turn it on

k so sumwun turn lite on and wen bob see semwun
bob run

bob da coward
he run from evrything

um rite so bob run and wile run he shout
FUKIT DERPSLIME!!!

i laik
wut is derpslime..?

so i look at sumwun
de pursen look like bob but semwen has wite ice
eyes
i dont care

so purson say
hie
i am herobeirn
typo
i meen herobrine

so i laik
bob sei ur name derpslime
laik wer duz dat cum frum?
or wuz i just def....??
um rite
hello derpslime
i meen herobrine

he tell doge 2 com in
he also tell doge 2 call uder frend
he meen bob
bob not frend
no jk lol
wat

um ya
but i not find bob
i dont care 2
so much 4 a frend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok i wont do it dis time

so doge and derpslime go in
bob is nower 2 be seen
fuk do i srlsy rime now?

ya so we go in
derpslime turn on tv
i didnt kno meincrep has tv
and it wuz on de nikelodoen
i dunno how 2 spell dat
so anyway it on nikelodoen and de show iz spunjbob

dat cant be a coincidence

um anyway it spunjbob
so wile spunjbob wuz lafing laik
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
derpslime tell doge dat not many ppl go 2 his place and visit
i stil dunno wer bob iz
i also dunno wat his prublem wid derpslime
derpslime is very nice
he give doge lemonade
laik who knew der wur lemonade in meincrep

laik srsly dou is dat evn posebel