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hahah
hah
um ya
ok so if ur wunderin y im laffin
dont
cuz i dont know
hahahahahahahhahaha..... um
ya
anywei
rite bob tell me 2 laik gow wid 2 look 4 enderpurples
i think i got that wrong
um hoo cares
bob just kep hiz importan stuff laik um da ores and da diamends and da importent stuff
he not bring food
humph
kk so we look 4 endapurl
i wuz kinda laik sleepwalking
i keep bump trees
and den wolvs chase us cuz i trip over a bunch of dem sleeping
cuz i wuz sleepwalking
hahahahahahahahaha (i keep laff 2dei)
dei desurv it
dei sei der no such thing as starbux
NO WUN INSULTS STARBUX
exept 4 meibee dolan cuz... ya....
but now dat i think of it
i think i WILL insult starbux (or dux) cuz der servis at dat time wuz rlly horribel
dei not giv me prapuccino
(frozen cappuccino)
(its actelly frapuccino but nah)
and i want it
oh w8 no
i NEED it
rlly miss stardux cuz dat
and um der cofee
um no
i not drink cofee
it makes me gassy
oops
2 much infomation
um anywei
w8 wat wur we talking aboot again
uhhhh
um
dolan ye dolan
o no nevrmind i meen cofee
uh no
uh w8
uuuuhhhhh
oh rite its enderpurls
ya ok so we wur chased
but we lost dem cuz i gess dei tout dat dei wud rader sleep dan chase a weerd dud hoo dusnt shave and a dog hoos sleepwalking
i m talkin about scooby doo and shaggy
hahahahahahahahahaha
u c wat i did der
no?
uh
rite so da forest ended
and we wur in plane
or plain
and den i c laik dis tall blak thing (racist) dat had laik purpel eyes
i think dats endurman
it creepy
i sei
hei bob
y dat ting haz laik purpel eyes
he be laik
ugh i dont kn.... oh wait
DONUT LOOK AT IT IIEEEEYYYYYZ
i look at bob den at endurman
it gone
wtf
ok den bob look at his behind
oops dat sounded laik he was looking at hiz butt
i meen he look behind him
w8 dats also kinda laik 'he look butt him'
but i gess it makes moar sense
or none...?
uh ya wen he look
da endurman wuz running 2ward us
and bob hold sword
it keep run and it wuz aboot 2 punch bob in da face but he laik um stepped away and da dang thing ran past him
so bob stab bak
bakstab
bob da bakstabber
so i gess bob is laik a fireman, a bilder, a guy frum a cartoon, and a bakstabber
yeesh
bob haz so many job
he desperet now so he became a bakstabber
meenwile (dats neu ._.)
it died (enderman not bob) and it laik drop dis... thing...
its rlly gross
it laik left its eye der and.... ew
bob just pik it up laik ew
bob is gross
hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahaHAHAHhahaha.... uh ya
ew
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