Cheptur 36 Hahahaha um oops

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um ya

ok so if ur wunderin y im laffin

dont

cuz i dont know


hahahahahahahhahaha..... um

ya


anywei

rite bob tell me 2 laik gow wid 2 look 4 enderpurples

i think i got that wrong

um hoo cares


bob just kep hiz importan stuff laik um da ores and da diamends and da importent stuff

he not bring food

humph


kk so we look 4 endapurl

i wuz kinda laik sleepwalking

i keep bump trees

and den wolvs chase us cuz i trip over a bunch of dem sleeping

cuz i wuz sleepwalking

hahahahahahahahaha (i keep laff 2dei)

dei desurv it

dei sei der no such thing as starbux

NO WUN INSULTS STARBUX

exept 4 meibee dolan cuz... ya....


but now dat i think of it

i think i WILL insult starbux (or dux) cuz der servis at dat time wuz rlly horribel

dei not giv me prapuccino

(frozen cappuccino)

(its actelly frapuccino but nah)

and i want it

oh w8 no

i NEED it

rlly miss stardux cuz dat

and um der cofee

um no

i not drink cofee

it makes me gassy

oops

2 much infomation


um anywei

w8 wat wur we talking aboot again

uhhhh

um

dolan ye dolan


o no nevrmind i meen cofee

uh no

uh w8

uuuuhhhhh

oh rite its enderpurls


ya ok so we wur chased

but we lost dem cuz i gess dei tout dat dei wud rader sleep dan chase a weerd dud hoo dusnt shave and a dog hoos sleepwalking

i m talkin about scooby doo and shaggy

hahahahahahahahahaha

u c wat i did der

no?

uh


rite so da forest ended

and we wur in plane

or plain

and den i c laik dis tall blak thing (racist) dat had laik purpel eyes

i think dats endurman

it creepy

i sei

hei bob

y dat ting haz laik purpel eyes


he be laik

ugh i dont kn.... oh wait

DONUT LOOK AT IT IIEEEEYYYYYZ


i look at bob den at endurman

it gone

wtf


ok den bob look at his behind

oops dat sounded laik he was looking at hiz butt

i meen he look behind him

w8 dats also kinda laik 'he look butt him'

but i gess it makes moar sense

or none...?


uh ya wen he look

da endurman wuz running 2ward us

and bob hold sword

it keep run and it wuz aboot 2 punch bob in da face but he laik um stepped away and da dang thing ran past him

so bob stab bak

bakstab

bob da bakstabber

so i gess bob is laik a fireman, a bilder, a guy frum a cartoon, and a bakstabber

yeesh

bob haz so many job 

he desperet now so he became a bakstabber


meenwile (dats neu ._.)

it died (enderman not bob) and it laik drop dis... thing...

its rlly gross

it laik left its eye der and.... ew

bob just pik it up laik ew

bob is gross

hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahaHAHAHhahaha.... uh ya

ew






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