Chp 97: "The means of war"

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After breakfast Leonidas, atreus and the group we're heading outside as tyr would catch up with them, they approached the ygdrasill door as Leonidas activates it until a voice called out to him

???: Excuse me sir

Leonidas and the others look around for the source of the voice until they spotted it to be a talking squirrel

Tokage: is that a squirrel?

Mina: oh my god, it's so cute!!

Squirrel: mind if I take a little peak at you?, I promise I'll be brief

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Squirrel: mind if I take a little peak at you?, I promise I'll be brief

The squirrel says as he aproaches Leonidas and starts to climb all over him as Leonidas just stands there with a puzzled look on his face

Squirrel: my goodness what a strapping physique for a young man like you, capable of an astounding variety of acts of violence I imagine

Leonidas: what is happening right now...?

Mimir: this must be the squirrel that tends the world tree!

Leonidas: wait, this....is Ratatoskr?

Mimir: I'm certain of it

Mimir says as Ratatoskr caught a whiff of something in Leonidasa's bag

Ratatoskr: that delectable aroma, could it be?, Pardon the intrusion

Ratatoskr says as he crawls to Leonidas's bag and digs through it as Leonidas grabs Ratatoskr by the shirt as Ratatoskr inspects an extra ygdrasill that brok gave to Leonidas

Ratatoskr: ah yes amber resin, delightfully nutty with a hint of squid ink

Ratatoskr says as he offers the seed to Leonidas as he refuses

Leonidas: I'm good...

Ratatoskr: not one for gastronomic exploration I see

Ratatoskr says as he puts the seed in his mouth

Atreus: wait, if you're Ratatoskr why are you so different when I summon you for help?

Ratatoskr: it's a long story- woah

Ratatoskr was cut off when mina grabbed Ratatoskr and started to hug him

Mina: you are just the cutest thing I've seen all day

Ratatoskr: please do be gentle young miss

Ratatoskr says as he crawls on mina and sits on her shoulder

Ratatoskr: but you are correct, I am indeed Ratatoskr, the one you know as Ratatoskr is mearly one of my spectral aspects....and a particularly nasty one at that, I consider him so far removed from myself that he's practically a different person, speaking of, bitter would you like to come out and say hello?

Bitter: fuck off I'm busy!!

lida: such a foul being

Ratatoskr: indeed young sir, though I suppose that was to be expected

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