[THIS ISN'T A PERMENANT CHANGE IN WRITING. I WAS JUST READING THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT.]
[The scene opens on an wasteland city, rubble piled up and a broken skyscraper in the background. An gigantic twisted tower is seen at the back. Blindy, N, Qwertz and T.A.D is moving towards the tower.]
[Blindy is using a metallic Staff to navigate through the terrain whilst Qwertz makes sure T.A.D moves closely with the group. N was given a trenchcoat and a fedora to cover from the shade.]
QWERTZ [Confidently]: Right, This part should be hard. Retrieve that CD.
BLINDY: By what the murder drone said, this mission can go badly.
QWERTZ: Murder drones should be in sleep mode. We just need to take that CD from their pod. It has information for the clients.
BLINDY: I'm still not really sure about this, didn't you say its Examination season? Where hunting is at its peak? We may have the bullets but we maybe out of our league to a leader.
N [Shyly]: Leaders have priority access to new murder drones too...
[The group looks at N execpt for T.A.D, who is scanning for hostiles.]
N: J had a nack with picking up the best drones and using another as a liability exuse.
QWERTZ [disappointingly]: And your telling me this now?
[He shakes his head a bit. He turns to Blindy and then to T.A.D]
QWERTZ: Right. T.A.D, breifing mode. [T.A.D turn's its head to face QWERTZ, the expression of nothing on its face.] You will escort us to the spire, after that you head back to base. Blindy and N, follow me. Blindy will be firepower, N will be... I guess lookout.
[Blindy nods her head to the general direction of the Worker drone. The group continues to move through the city until they hear a screeching sound.]
BLINDY [Nervous]: That isn't good...
QWERTZ: It really isn't. [He takes out and a strip of what seems to be black gum and puts it his mouth.] Murder drones. And they know that we are here...
[Qwertz runs up to a destroyed car and got ducks underneath it. He grabs out his shotgun and cocks it. The others join him.]
N: Wait! I might know them!
QWERTZ: Yeah. It could be your group... But it isn't.
[He aimed his shotgun over the car and heard a sudden thud. He sprung up and began firing at the area. Blindy too got up and unleashed a large flame of burning fuel at the thudding noise.]
QWERTZ [Shouting]: Talk beast! I know you can!
???: Robo Jesus! [The drone jumped away and revealed a murder drone with only one foot] I've already lost one foot, not losing another!
QWERTZ [Disgruntled]: Literally.
??? [Frantically]: Who are you freaks? Another band of misfits? More mercenaries?
QWERTZ: Who are you? Which Letter are you?
???: As if I'm DUMB enough to give out my name.
BLINDY: Why are you here Sal-
[She shakes her head and pretends she said nothing.]
QWERTZ: Why are you active while the suns coming down?
??? [Annoyed]: Stop asking questions Aye?
QWERTZ [Stubbornly]: No. Give me your name.
[Qwertz blows off the drones other leg. It too doesn't regenerate.]
???: Fine! Fine. Serial Designation S.
[Qwertz blows off the drones head. The drone now lying on the ground gives out a gesture saying "What the heck?"]
QWERTZ: Alright! Lets see... I've met N and S. Can't wait to meet J and V!
[S still mad started to use sign language to curse at Qwertz and for some reason not actually dying. Suddenly a T.A.D comes by the drone and scans it.]
QWERTZ: T.A.D, your late.
T.A.D: Objective: advance, you didn't advance with me.
QWERTZ [Confused]: What? No it was to escort.
T.A.D: Input unclear.
[Qwertz sighed as he looked at T.A.D, it's body twice as high and twice as thick as his.]
S [angry sign language]: You guys are strange. Why aren't you like other mercenary groups?
QWERTZ: Welp, uh... We aren't really that far from the spire anyways. T.A.D head back to base.
[T.A.D doesn't respond to QWERTZ. It surveys the area.]
QWERTZ [Exhausted]: My god... T.A.D Briefing mode. Go home.
T.A.D: Define home.
[While Qwertz tries to communicate with T.A.D N takes this as his chance to escape and runs away towards the spire.]
QWERTZ: Alright. I'm taking T.A.D back to the base. Blindy, you look after... Oh Robo Jesus...
[N begins to run as a sudden explosion of fire began chasing after him. He glanced back to see Blindy ingulfed in flames.]
QWERTZ [Blunt]: Right this is just rediculous.
[He ran away from Qwertz, reaching the spire. The spire imposed on N. Its shadow gives a reliable shade for at least ten meters. He quickly runs towards the entrance until being blocked with a push from Jill. Jill held a packet of what seems to be chewing gun.]
JILL [Angrily]: The hell you doing with my Lupin The Third cosplay?
N [Surprised]: Qwertz Made me wear it!
JILL [Disgruntled]: Well yeah, I understand wearing the trenchcoat but what's with the fedora? Does [INSERT NAME] even wear one? Mandela effect man.
[He then looks behind N.]
JILL: Hey where is Qwertz?
N: He... Had to deal with T.A.D
JILL: And let you come here by yourself? [sarcastically] That is such a good idea! You know, from where I've just came... [Looks around] No... The place I've come from was better...
N: Where did you go?
JILL: Uuuuuuuh...
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N And The Roster (Murder Drones)
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