A Filthy Rich Hamster in the Apocalypse

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Nie Xiao’s face was red as he sat up from the ground and pulled off the “koala hamster” hanging around his neck. Regardless of his struggle, he carried and placed him gently beside him.

Xiao WuYi looked at Nie Xiao and unconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to go over and hug with teary eyes.

Nie Xiao held the youth’s forehead in his big hands to keep the other person from coming close again. His face was grave and serious but his reddening ears exposed his true emotions

“In the future, you can neither kiss me nor can you kiss others as you please.” Nie Xiao said it with the intention to curb the boy’s behavior from then on.

However, that was no less than a bolt from the blue for Xiao WuYi. The young boy’s eyes widened, his eyes full of grievance and disbelief.

“But Daddy has to be kissed when he is lying in bed!”

Nie Xiao: “……”

Nie Xiao became comical, he dared not to look at the expressions of the people around him who were wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh and their nearly dying appearance from stifling their laughs.

The sticky little fairy in front of him was really sent by the Heavens to test him.

The others were watching the good show at this time. Although they were shocked by the scene they witnessed earlier, once they thought about it carefully they quickly realized that the young boy was still that illogical non-human hamster fairy. They became open-minded and calmed down, and afterwards continued to crack open melon seeds and watch the show while eating them.

It was quite interesting to watch such a tall, dark, and handsome lady-killer like Nie Xiao being forced to give in. It was a bonus that Xiao WuYi was also attractive, making the pair very pleasing to watch indeed.

“You’re already three years old; a grown-up baby. Therefore, according to the humans’ method of calculation, you are now 18 years old, and can no longer kiss others indiscriminately.” 

Nie Xiao, with a serious face, decided the human age for the little hamster on his own. The people around them heard Nie Xiao’s deadpan and groundless words, and their stomachs started to hurt due to laughter.

Headmaster Yuan, because of his strict style when it comes to academics, wanted to say something but hesitated. In fact, basing it on the average hamster’s age, the youth might be the oldest among everyone there.

However, looking at the childish youth in front of him, Headmaster Yuan swallowed his words decisively.

Forget it… 18 years old? Then just leave it at 18 years old. Where it’s not too high, not too low.

Xiao WuYi tried to calculate as well with his fingers but he really didn’t know what kind of arithmetic it was and immediately became confused. He turned to Nie Xiao pitifully. “Why can’t I kiss you because I’m 18 years old? Then can’t I just change into a hamster?” 

“That way I will only be three years old.”

Xiao WuYi raised his three little fingers and looked at Nie Xiao with bright eyes. At that moment, he only felt that he was the most quick-witted little hamster in the world. In any case, any kind of kiss was no different to him.

Nie Xiao: “……”

With that said, Xiao WuYi turned himself back into a little hamster while everyone was watching and cheerfully jumped on to Nie Xiao’s body. He leaped up to Nie Xiao’s shoulder and leaned softly on Nie Xiao’s earlobe.

Afterwards, the little hamster slid into Nie Xiao’s coat, his two claws clinging on Nie Xiao’s chest, and made a cute, lovely, little sound.

“Chi!” Daddy, Baby is sleepy.