Wind Demon (One Piece x Male Reader)

His Execution

The festival was in full swing, the place thick with laughter, clinking bowls, and the scent of sizzling meat. The Kuja warriors had cast aside their usual discipline for the night, swept up in the infectious chaos that Luffy and Y/N had brought to their island.

"Come on, you guys! It's like dis! Like dis!" Luffy grinned, a pair of chopsticks shoved into his nose as he waved a sieve around, striking a ridiculous pose.

The Kuja warriors, gathered in a loose circle, hesitated for only a moment before bursting into delighted laughter.

"You are so funny!!" one of the women squealed, clapping her hands.

"Dis?" A brave warrior attempted to copy them, stuffing chopsticks into her nose with a frown of concentration.

"No, like dis!" Y/N encouraged, adjusting her pose to match his and Luffy's exaggerated movements.

"Yeah, like dis!" another added, the absurdity of the moment sending ripples of giggles through the crowd.

A more composed warrior, standing off to the side with her arms crossed, let out a heavy sigh. "What an inelegant dance... Men stick chopsticks between their noses and mouths and wave around sieves...?"

The festivities carried on, the night filled with spontaneous games, music, and feasting. Plates of food were passed around freely, and the scent of grilled fish and exotic spices drifted through the air.

Y/N leaned back, stretching as he picked up another bite. "Oi, what's this called again?" he asked.

"Penne Gorgonzola." The chef responded.

"Gorgon?" Luffy added, his cheeks stuffed like a chipmunk's as he tore into a the meal.

"It's Penne Gorgonzola with Sea King!" one of the women chirped proudly. "It's a specialty of the Island of Women!"

Y/N blinked, intrigued. "Huh... Fancy name. Tastes good, though."

Before he could take another bite, a hand suddenly shot out from the side, plunging straight through his head.

"Wow, look! My entire arm is going through his head!!" a Kuja warrior gasped in fascination as her fist phased effortlessly through his intangible form.

"ST-STOP THAT!!" Y/N sputtered, nearly choking on his food as he swatted her away, reforming himself with an exasperated glare.

Not even a second later, another pair of hands grabbed Luffy's cheek and stretched it as if testing the limits of rubber.

"And this one really stretches!" someone marveled, tugging at his skin as if he were a toy.

"All right, time's up," a woman suddenly declared.

"EHHH?! Let me do it again!" the warriors whined in protest.

"Nope! There's a long line behind you." Another woman gestured behind them, and sure enough, a massive queue of eager warriors had formed, all waiting their turn to poke, pull, and stretch the two outsiders.

"Wow, this sea king is great—"Luffy, however, was still fixated on his food. He chomped down another mouthful before finally snapping. "—HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT WITH YOU GRABBING AND STRETCHING ME!?"

"There's no helping it!" One of the older warriors smirked, watching the chaos unfold. "You two are leaving tomorrow, right? These girls just want to touch a man at least once before then. See? You're popular!" She pointed at the still growing line of excited warriors.

"Y/N~!" the girls chorused dreamily, inching closer.

"Luffy~!"

Y/N's eye twitched. "STOP PROFITING OFF OF US!!!"