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has it seriously been 5 months what is my fucking life holy crap

Molly: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone: wwwooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TrisPriority says:  
//picks up MollyMine.//walks away

Molly: I

I dare you to act like the person you hate the most.

Molly: lOOK AT ME, I'M A FAT BITCH WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR

LD: Molly, I told you to act like the person you hate the most, not yourself.

BACON_ARMY says-

Molly: plea e marry me, omg

Molly can you take care of my vulture Josie? he hates alice and Jane so good luck!

Molly: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA SICK 'EM BOY

Jane: *currently getting her eyes pecked out* OH DEAR GOD WHY

Alice: tHE HORROROROROOROROROROROORO

SnipismyOC says:  I wish to dare Toby to notice me and scream, "SENPAI NOTICED YOU BRI!!"

Toby: Oh, well guess what. *puts on shades* not today, bitch.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO

LittlePurpleAlien says: Uh, Jeff... I was just wondering... I'm a big fan of your knife. Can we go on a date sometime? I promise, I personally, only murder annoying proxies.

Jeff: Well babe, it depends. Can you handle all this????

Molly: Not even your mom could handle all that

BEN: i feel sorry for this poor girl, w HY DOESN'T SHE WANT ME?! I mean, *puts on shades* my body isn't the only thing that's fun sized- WAIT

LD: I CANT EVEN BELIEVE HOW BADLY YOU JUST FUCKED UP

OreoLover909 says-

Liu: what is lovme,r,ee,

-*whispers to Jeff and gives him a chain saw * "kill Jane. .." =3

Jeff: *Starts chainsaw, cackling* m Y PLEASURE! *cuts open her stomach*

Jane: *literally fucking rips out her intestines and chokes Jeff with them* WHOS' YOU DADDY NOW, MOTHERFUCKER

InYour_Closet says: I'm lonley. Toby can I have a hug? :3

Toby: *noms on her fucking shoulder* hugs fur dayz

JSanders6365 says: Jeff I dare you to not murder anyone at all for 25 hours straight. You can't even think about murdering.

Jeff: *slowly puts on shades* i don't know, suddenly i can't read

Molly: but i read it to you

Jeff: or hear

Molly: but-

Jeff: truly an inconvenience

Too_ManyTooName says: Jeff I dare you to have 7 minutes in heaven with Alice then Molly and say who was better (evil grin) haha

Jeff: I can tell you right fucking now who's gonna be better

Alice: really no-

Jeff: Molly, bigger breasts, shriller voice, extremely sensitive so that means incredibly needy, which means lots of delicious moans

Molly: i

Sxpernova says: I dare Jeff to bathe in ice

Jeff: *lowers himself into a bathtub of ice while holding a baby* ice ice baby

Kate_The_Insanity says: Hey Jeff! Kiss or Marry or Kill :Honey boo-boo's mom, 1D, Nicki Minaj?

Jeff: kiss nicki, kill 1D, and daaaannng gurl back that sweet ass up

Slendy: i'm honestly going to vomit

pokadotXD says: and... me: Hey BEN *takes jar of nutella and rubs it on where Jeff's "man parts " are and his man boobies * :)

Molly: i'm pretty sure every question so far has had to do with jeff and i'm honestly so done-

Jeff: shhhhhhh *wipes nutella on her face* shhhshshshshhshshshs

Molly: i

BEN: i came out here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

jeffthekiller7 says: Sally will be my pegasus girlfriend

Sally: 'scuse me bitch, more like you'll be my unicorn slave, get in t eH FUCKING BASEMENT

Slendy: Sally, we've talked about this, the basement is full

Sally:w ITH WHAT?

Molly: the multiple dicks I cut off and secretly stashed down there to one day shove up jeff's ass

Jeff: i

Molly: you'll get whats fucking coming to you cock-sucker

Masky: when did you start sucking roosters jeff

Jeff: i didnt know i sucked roosters

E.J: *flies by camera, wiggling arms in a jelly-like manner* it's a mystery~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

VerityPrism142 says: I dare Jeff to steal Splendy's cake and shove it up E.J.'S eye sockets, because why not :3

E.J: yes because that is the rational answer why not

Jeff: *literally just fucking stabs e.j in the face*

LD: w HAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, JEFF

Jeff: i suddenly can't follow simple instructions

Idk1231234321 says: I dare Jane to spray febreez in Jeff's eyes! It burns XD

Jeff: *s CREAMS INTO ETERNITY*

Jane: oops my hand slipped

Too_ManyTooName says: update

Molly: hello

Molly: its me

Wolfie_creepypasta says: i dare karkat to hug jeff and slendy

Karkat: hello

Molly: omfg

Karkat: its me

Molly: i dont

Karkat: i was wondering if im allowed to leave