Jeff: Do you think she will wake up?
Slendy: I have no idea. Looks like she is enjoying here dream....
Me: *Kissing pillow in sleep*
Sally: *climbs up onto top bunk* HeHe.....
Slendy: Sally. What are you doing?
Sally: *Pulls out chainsaw and starts it up* JASON IS HERE MOTHERF*CKER!!!
Me: *instantly wakes up* NO!!! IT'S NOT FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!
Sally: *falls back laughing head off*
Everyone: *laughs head off*
Me: *blushes with embarrassment* L-Let's just go downstairs...we have five questions today...
BEN: *from downstairs* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!
Kayrie: *runs upstairs and jumps into E.J's arms* Hey baby! *kisses his cheek*
E.J: *blushes* Hey!
BEN: *runs upstairs* NOOOOOO!!! SHE BEAT ME!! SHE ACTUALLY BEAT ME!!!!! *falls to knees* I AM NOTHING!!!
Me: *jumps off bed and slaps his face* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF SARGENT!!
BEN: SIR YES SIR!
Me: NOW GET YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS, RIGHT NOW!!! MARCH! MARCH!
BEN: *starts marching downstairs* SIR YES SIR!!!
Me: *glares at everyone* WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR!!! CHRISTMAS!!!? GET YOUR DAMN ASSES DOWNSTAIRS!!!
Everyone: *runs downstairs*
Me: *walks downstairs*
*Everyone sits in a circle*
Me: ALRIGHT!!! FIRST QUESTION!!
MaskysGF asks: BEN, what was it like losing to a girl? >:3
BEN: Horrible....>:(
Kayrie: *laughs*
Me: Anyway....
Slendy, why are you the only one with black tentacles in your family?
Slendy: Well actually, Splendor has black tentacles. But they have coloured polka dots on them.
Me: This is for Jeff but it isn't really a question or dare. Jeff: Alright?
Jeff, hi Jeffyboo! XD
Jeff: JEFFYBOO!? HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THAT!!!?
Me: U-Uh.......
Alice: I told her about it Jeffyboo *hugs him*...
Me:.......*thinks* No! No! No! NO JEALOUSY!! JEALOUSY LEADS TO ANGER!! AND ANGER LEADS TO MOLLY!!
Slendy: Hello? Are you going to read the next one?
Me: S-Sorry.....Anyway...
L.J, what is your opinion on jolly ranchers?
L.J: I am not really a huge fan of them. But some times I love to eat those delicious treats.
Kayrie: *runs in the house*
E.J: HUH!? *realizes she isn't in his arms* WTF!!!?
Kayrie: *Runs and gives Hoodie a cake*
Hoodie: H-Huh? A cake?
Kayrie: SPLENDOR!!!! HOODIE HAS YOUR CAKE!!
Hoodie: WHAT!!!?
Splendor: HOODIE!!!!
Hoodie: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! *runs*
Splendor: *chases after him*
Masky: HOODIE!!!!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!!!! *runs after them*....
Me: That happened.....
Slendy: Was what just happened the last two questions?
Me: Ya....
Jeff: Good....*glances at Alice* We will be right back....in about two hours.....
Me: O-Oh...o-okay.........*thinks* DON'T BE JEALOUS!!!!
Me: That's it for now don't forget to leave your questions and dares below. Thanks for reading, stay fabulous, BAII~
Everyone except Jeff and Alice: BAII~
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