Molly: IUHTDABSJDHBSFJKHBFLKGH WE ARE BACK
Everyone: OH MEH GAWD YAAAAAAAAAAAY
Molly: IT'S BEEN SO LOOOOONNNNNGGGG
Everyone: YEEEEESSSSSHHHHHH
GreenpoisonX_o says: I dare E.J to put kidneys in everyone's food and tape their reactions.
E.J: *starts breathing heavily* I can do this, yeah, I can do this, I can watch other people eat MY kidneys, *starts breathing heavier* I can do this, I can do this. *starts hyperventilating* I CAN DO THIS! *slaps self in face* YOU CAN DO THIS!
~Later~
Toby: *is about to take a bite out of waffle*
E.J: *watches* *eye starts twitching* NOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!! *snaps his neck* *grabs kidneys and runs into corner* *rocks back and forth* My precious~
I dare Sally to do a makeover on BEN.
Sally: Oh Benny-boo~
BEN: NOPE! NOPE. NOPE.
Sally: It's time for a makeover! *mumbles* You could use it.
BEN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *jumps out window*
Sally: OH NO YOU AREN'T ESCAPING THIS TIME!
Masky: THIS TIME?!
Sally: *grabs rope* *throws it out and ties around BEN* *pulls him inside and hog ties him* *starts dragging him upstairs* C'mon Benny~
BEN: *squirms* NOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE TURNED INTO A PROSTITUTE!!!!
I dare Masky and Toby to switch their food addictions for a week.
Masky: YOU TOUCH MY CHEESECAKE SOME BITCHES ARE GONNA DIE!
Toby: YOU TOUCH MY WAFFLES THIS WORLD WILL BE NO MORE!
Masky and Toby: *yelling random threats*
Everyone else:.........
Slendy, would you be happy if you had a face for a day? What would you do?
Slendy: Devour every single person in this room.
Jane: LOVE YA TO SLENDY!
Molly: *slaps Jane* NO ONE ASKED YOU! *throws out window*
sillycows245 says: Toby, I dare you to act like Molly for the rest of the week, but you have to be as annoying about it as possible.
Toby: Okaii!~ First step, look like Molly! *walks over and shaves off Molly's hair*
Molly: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Toby: *grabs hair and puts it on head* :DDD
Ninecry says: Ben, Hug me! :3 I'm willing to beat I can beat you at Doritos Crash Course. Ooh I'm so lame XD
BEN: I WILL GIVE YOU A HUG IF YOU DEFEAT ME! *runs to gaming room where Ninecry is*
Jeff, Remember Jeffyboo? I think I got it wrong...Oh well :3 Kill Justin Beiber pwease! ;3;
Jeff: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AGO I TRIED TO KILL THAT WEASEL!? IT'S IMPOSSIBRU!
Hoodie, TEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH MOLLY! NAO! :3 I ship it.
Molly: W-
Hoodie: *drags her into closet*
Slendy: BAM! New pasta.
Jeff: FHSFGBTJNFGAJKRHBSD *flips table*
Pikachu83 says: Jeff, I dare you to search Jeff x Slenderman in Google images. X3
Jeff: *grabs laptop and sits by Slendy* It can't be that bad.
~Later~
Jeff and Slendy: *are on ground dying ever so internally*
Molly: *scrolling through picture with blood coming from her noes* I-I can't look away! A-Ah!
Toxic_Nutella says: I DARE L.J AND E.J TO MAKE YAOI!
BEN: That. Fucking. Name. *dies*
Molly: DO I FUCKING SHIP?!
LD: DO WE FUCKING SHIP IT?!
L.J and E.J: WE DON'T FUCKING SHIP IT!
I DARE MOLLY AND SALLY TO DO YURI!
Sally: Do I ship?
Hoodie: *punches Sally in face* No. You don't.
Jeff, I dare you to say to me "I love the way you kill, it turns me on" and if your REFUSE I WILL COME AT YOU WITH MY WHIP, TWO GUNS, AND KATANA!
Jeff: I HAVE A REPUTATION!
Molly: THAT BURNED ALONG WITH YOUR FACE!
Jeff: *gasp*
Everyone else: *le gasp*
Jeff: *says in a mocking tone* I love the way you kill, it turns me on. -.-
Alicethekiller123 says: Hey, I have a dare that's back out proof. I dare Jeff and E.J to play 7 minutes in heaven with Smexy and if they try to back out they have to be locked in a room naked with their fan-girls.
Jeff and E.J: *throw away their clothes*
Girls: *scream and look away*
Jeff: GET THE FAN-GIRLS! *runs into the room*
E.J: OUR BODIES ARE READY! *runs into room after him*
Smexy: GOD DAMMIT!
Oh, Liu, I didn't realize you were still here, so, I'm just going to give you these. *hands a bunch of junk food and energy drinks* Now you have to deal with hyper Liu. Goood lucccckkk! *rides out on giant mudkip*
Liu: *downs all the energy and eats all the food* *suddenly his eyes turn into spiral rainbow things and he starts shaking* AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! *runs around room* GIMME MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! UNICORNS! PONIES! OH MY GOD BRONIES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! *runs up the wall* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I;M SPIDER LIU! BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *falls to ground and passes out*
Everyone: o - o
kidmemexoxo says: Molly I dare you to make out with Smexy
Smexy: *smirks* C'mere~
Molly: No.
Smexy: But it's a dare!
Molly: *grabs the dare* *shoves it up his ass*
__Obsession__ says: I dare Molly to flash in front of everyone.
Everyone: *blushes deeply* U-Uh...
Molly: *stands up*.....
Slendy: Molly! D-
Molly: *turns on flash light and shines it in there faces* *turns it off* Done :3
Everyone: *face-palms*
Molly: AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING! DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE YOUR QUESTIONS AND DARES BELOW! STAY FABULOUS! BAII!~
Everyone: BAII!~
(omg I'm so sorry this took over a month to make XDDD I AM SO FUCKING LAZY PEOPLE! SO LAZY! FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEH ;3;!! I'm so sorry I didn't get all of the questions, there was so many from waiting so long DX But I really hope you guys enjoy the chapter ^^ STAY FABULOUS! BAII!~)
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