Me: OMG!! WE ARE FINALLY BACK EVERYONE!!
Everyone: YAY!!
Me: I thought you guys didn't like doing this stuff....
Everyone: We changed our minds....
Me: Well ain't that awesome....and today we only got one question, but at least we got a question! ^-^
Slendy: That's right! I am glad you our seeing the positive side of things!
Jeff: CUT THE POSITIVE SHIT!! I'M GOING TO PUT THEM TO SLEEP!
Slendy:..Liu...control your brother....
Liu: *shrug*...
Slendy: Fine then..i will...*just as Jeff was running out the door, Slendy grabs his leg and pulls him in, setting him on the ground*...You leave again..you will meet a night full of torture...
Jeff: *sticks out tongue*
*Jane suddenly walks downstairs covered in blood*....
Jeff:..What did i miss when i was attacked by those psychopaths...
Liu: *snicker*
Me: Well......
*Flashback*
BEN: THOSE TWO ARE JUST LIKE JEFF AND JANE! DEY HIDE DER LOOOOOVE!!
Jane: THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!! *runs up and grabs the back of his shirt, starts dragging him upstairs* I WARNED YOU!
BEN: GAH! NU!! I-I'M SORRY!! JEFF MY LOVE! SAVE ME!!
Everyone: WHAT!?
BEN: I mean..ANYONE BUT JEFF SAVE ME!!
Jane: *Pulls him upstairs*
BEN: GAH! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *hack* *choke*
*silence*
*Flashback ends*
BEN: HOLD UP!! I DID NOT SAY "JEFF MY LOVE SAVE ME!"
E.J: Sorry to break it to ya buddy...but..ya did...
BEN: YOU GUYS ARE LYING!! WHAAAAAAAA!! *runs upstairs crying*
Jeff: *puts on proud look* He wants meh...
Me: Didn't Jane just kill him, like, a minute ago.
Slendy: We don't know why but he regenerates quickly....
Me: Cool! Well anyway...on to the question!
expressiongirls asks: Everyone: Favorite Food??( ^ω^ )
Me: I wonder if that's including me?
Slendy: Probably isn't...
Me: Your nice...T^T...
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I am either guessing or making up their favorite foods xD
Slendy: Hmmmmm my favorite food would have to be.....Potatoes...
Me: Potatoes?! Really?! Do you even know what a potato is?!
Slendy: As a matter of fact, i do! And they are delicious and nutritious!
Me:........ -.-
E.J: KIDNEYS!!
Masky: CHEESECAKE!!
Hoodie:......
Me: SPEAK HOODIE!! THEY MUST KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS!! *falls to knees* THEY MUST!!!!!!!!!
Hoodie:......Cupcakes...
Pinkie Pie: *Suddenly bursts through door* DID SOMEBODY SAY CUPCAKES!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHH!!!
Me: OH HELL NAH!! *grabs broom* *starts hitting Pinkie Pie* GET THE F*CK OUT YOU LITTLE RAT!! SCOOT!! NOBODY WANTS YOUR DAMN CUPCAKES!!!
*pinkie Pie leaves*
Me: Thank god....
Sally: Anyway...my favorite food is cookies! ^-^
Liu: My favorite food is......steak.
Me: Nummy! My favorite food is Tacos!
Slendy: NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!
Me:..T^T...
Jane: My favorite food is......chocolate.
Jeff: That explains why your so f*cking fat!
Jane: *gives him death glare*
Jeff: *Gives one right in return*
Jane: Shut the f*uck up....
Jeff: Why don't you!
Jane: WHY YOU LI-
Me: ALRIGHT BEFORE THIS BECOMES A BIG HUGE FIGHT!! JEFF WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD!?
Jeff: Hmmmmmm...my favorite food is....Leeks!
Everyone:..What?...
Hatsune Miku: *barges through the door and runs to Jeff giving him a bug, warm hug, then runs off*
Me: OMFG WAS THAT HATSUNE MIKU!!! *runs after her*
Slendy: *grabs camera* Well since she is gone i will do the outro. Hope you enjoyed, leave your questions and dares below, we also except dirty ones, and stay fabulous! Baii~
Everyone except Me: BAII~
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