Slendy: Do you, Jeffrey woods, take her to be your wife?
Jeff: *is in tuxedo* I do.
Slendy: Do you, Jane Arkenshaw, take him to be your husband?
Jane: *is in a wedding dress* I do.
Molly: *sniffles* I-It's...so..beautiful....
LD: I. know......I-I know...*blows nose*
Slendy: You may now, kiss the bride!
Jeff and Jane: *lean in for a kiss*
Jeff: *backs away* I CAN'T DO THIS!
Molly: GOD DAMMIT JEFF YOU F*CKING RUINED THE DARE!
~Later~
Molly: AND WE ARE BACK!
*cricket sounds*
Molly:........You guys are absolute ass holes...
Slendy: YOU'RE TALKING!
Molly: YA AT LEAST I CAN TALK!
Slendy: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Molly: OH YES I DID!
Slendy: IMMA GO ALL ASS HOLE ON YO FACE!
Molly: That made no sense.......-.-....
Slendy: IT MADE SENSE TO EVERYONE ELSE!
Everyone else:..No...It didn't....
Molly: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Everyone else: I'm Everyone else!
Slendy: Shhh! I told you to stay in the room!
Everyone else: B-But...S-Slendy...
Slendy: NO! GET UP TO THE ROOM!
Everyone else: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *runs out of the mansion*
Slendy: I SAID UPSTAIRS NOT OUTSIDE! Stupid Everyone else....
Everyone except Slendy:...O.o......
Molly: ANYWAY!!!
1DeMoNLoVeR says: I dare Smexy or E.J to date me.
Smexy: Sorry missy, I don't date, I rape.
Molly: Makes sense....
E.J:........................Does that mean I HAVE to....?....
Molly: You don't want to date a fan-girl?
E.J: No....
Molly: *Le Epic Gasp*
E.J: WHAT!?
Molly:...You....Are....Dead.....
E.J:...Wait...WHAT!?
E.J fan-girls: *burst through the door* E.J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.J: AH F*CK!!!!
Jeff: GOOD LUCK BRO!
E.J: AHHHHHH!!! *runs and dives out window*
E.J fan-girls: *run and jumps out the window after him*.....
Toby:........Hmmmm..........
Molly: Wellll....That happened....
Everyone else: Yes it did.....
Slendy: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!
Everyone else: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *runs upstairs*
NineCry says: Jeff, can we go kill people? ;-;
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