A new Pasta.

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Me: And we are back!

Slendy: Wow! So quickly!

Me: Yep!

Jeff: How many?

Me: 1

Jeff: You know what i really don't care anymore....

Me: Good, after the little tantrum you caused throughout everyone, you shouldn't care, because if you ever do that again, I have told Slendy what to do to you.

Jeff: *looks at Slendy* *Swallows*........

Jane: This should be fun..

Jeff: SHUT U-

Me: uhn uhn uhn!

Jeff: I-I mean...*says through gritted teeth* Please be quiet Jane....

Jane: *falls back laughing* THIS SHOULD BE REALLY FUN!!!!

*Suddenly Masky and Hoodie skip out from the kitchen, holding hands*

Me: What were you two doing in there?

*they stop in their tracks*

Masky: u-uh...nothing...

Hoodie: Y-Ya...nothing..at..all....

Jeff: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Me: JEFF!!

Jeff: S-SORRY!!

Me: Anyway, this question is for BEN!

BEN: OMG!! REALLY!! MY FIRST QUESTION!!

Jane: It isn't that big of a deal...

BEN: Says the girl who hasn't got one yet!

Jane: *crosses arms* Hmph!

Me: Anyway.....

 dragoness2002 asks: BEN: can you haunt me on Zelda or talk to me on cleverbot, pllllzzzzz

BEN: OF F*CKING COURSE I WOULD!!! *runs to computer*

Slendy: *wraps tentacle around him and pulls him back* Oh no you don't BEN!

BEN: Your no fun...

*Suddenly the door bursts open and there stands Alice*

Alice: I HAVE ARRIVED B*TCHES!!

Jeff: *stares at her in awe* W-Who is she....?

Me: That's Alice.

Jeff: Oh...

Alice: *runs over and jumps and lands right beside Jeff* Sup?

Jeff: Nothing much, you?

Alice: Nothing much either. Nice smile.

Jeff: Thanks, it's permanent.

Alice: Awesome.

Me: We also have another comment that isn't really a question, but it's for Jeff.

Jeff: Awesome!

Oh and Jeff my friend can’t stop reading your fan fictions once I showed them to her

Alice: So I see you must be pretty popular.

Jeff: I guess so....but not as popular as that tall freak over there. *points to Slendy*

Slendy: What did you just call me Jeff?

Jeff: Oh...nothing just a tall freak.

Slendy: *wraps tentacle around his ankle and holds him in the air upside down*...You wanna say it again Jeff...

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