Me: And we are back!
Jeff: How many questions?
Me: 1
Jeff: GOD DANGIT!
Me: SHUT UP JEFF!! AT LEAST IT'S A QUESTION!!!
Jeff: AT LEAST I AM BEAUTIFUL!!
Me: T^T.....
Liu: Jeff stop being an a$$!
Jeff: Look whos talking!
Liu: HOW AM I AN A$$!
Jeff: You took the blame for me beating those 3 douche-bags! I WANTED TO GO TO JAIL!!! I DID!!!
Liu: WELL THEN FINE!! I WILL LET YOU!!
Jeff: TO LATE NOW DUMBASS!!
Liu: I HATE YOU!!
Jeff: I HATE YOU MORE!!
Liu: YOU AREN'T BEAUTIFUL YOU BIG UGLY SACK OF SH*T!!
Jeff: WELL, F*CK YOU!!
Liu: WELL F*CK YOU TOO!!
Jeff: F*CK YOU EVEN MORE!!
Slendy: SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY!!
Jeff: *Gives Liu death stare*
Liu: *Gives one in return*
Masky:.......
Hoodie:.......
Sally:.....
BEN:......
Jane: I'm with Liu on this one.
Jeff: OF COURSE YOU ARE!
Jane: AT LEAST HE DOESN'T BURN PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM "BEAUTIFUL"!!
Jeff: IT WAS MY FIRST FEW HOURS OF INSANITY!! I NEEDED TO KILL!!
Jane: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL MY FAMILY!!
Jeff: BECAUSE THEY WERE KILL-ABLE!!!!
Jane: YOU ARE A MONSTER!!
Jeff: Awwwwww stahp it! You are going to make me blush!
Hoodie:..Masky...i'm afraid...
Masky:..Me too Hoodie....me too....
Me: Maybe it was a bad idea to make this part.....
Slendy: Just hurry up with the question so we can get this over with!
Me: Alrighty! This question is for...JEFF!
Jeff: *Kawaii eyes* OMG!! REALLY!!
Me: Yes! The question is....
dragoness2002 asks: Jeff: (evil grin) One question, what would you do if you could bring Liu back to life or GO back to a normal person, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?????? LIU OR YOU BEING HUMAN AGAIN?
Jeff: Hmmmmmm this is a hard decision...
Liu: REALLY!?
Jeff: NOT!! Of course i would go normal again, (even though i don't want to), ANYTHING TO NOT BE WITH HIM!!
Liu: M-My..heart...
Jeff: I thought i stabbed that already!
Jane: *rubs Liu's back* It's okay Liu, Jeff is just a big a$$hole....
Jeff: and you be talking.
Jane: THAT'S IT!! *attacks Jeff to floor*
Jeff: GAH!! GET OFF ME!!!
Jane: *starts punching him in the face*
Jeff: OW! OW! OW!! *by this time he has blood coming from his nose and a little from his mouth*
*as Jane throws the next punch he grabs her wrist*
Jeff: *rolls on top of her* *pulls out kitchen knife*
Jane: HEY! NO KNIFES!!
Jeff: TOO BAD B*TCH!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE BEING INSANE!! *plunges knife down*
Liu: *grabs him and pulls him off*
Jeff: GOD DAMMIT LIU!! YOU STUPID A$$ I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUT HER TO SLEEP!!!
Liu: NU!
Jeff: *stabs him in the knee*
Liu: GAH!!! OWWW!! *let's go*
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA!! *pounces on Jane* *plunges knife down once again*
Slendy: *grabs wrist with tentacle and holds him up*
Jeff: GOD DAMMIT!!
Masky: I think he has to put someone to sleep Slendy...
Jeff: *glares at Masky*
Masky: N-NU!! N-NOT ME!!
Jeff: *Stabs Slendy's tentacle*
Slendy: OW! *pets tentacle*
Liu: *moans in pain* No one else interupt him....he needs to put someone asleep!
Jeff: *walks towards Masky*
Masky: *Stands up* N-NO!!
Jeff: *holds knife in air*
Masky: O.O! N-
Jeff: *covers his mouth* Shhhhhhhh, Go To Sleep....
Hoodie: *jumps infront of Masky* NO!!! *grabs Jeff's Wrist and smashes him off ground*
Jeff: AHHH!!
Hoodie: *jumps on his stomach* LEAVE *Jump* MASKY *Jump* ALONE!!!! *jump*
Jeff:...O-OKAY!!! *choke* S-STOP!! *cough*.....*has wind knocked out of him* I-I'll stop...
Hoodie: GOOD! *jumps off him*
Everyone except Jeff:...*stare at Hoodie in shock*...
Hoodie:....*blushes with embarrassment* u-um.....
Masky: *Hugs Hoodie* Thanks buddy!
Me: Awwwwwww well i guess that's it, leave your questions and dares below, we even except dirty ones *wink* an-
Jeff: WHAT!! NO DIRTY ONES!!
Me: TOO BAD!! Anyway..Stay fabulous! Baii~
Everyone: BAII~
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