Molly: JKBAQSFGNBASNBLFKDSBF WE ARE FINALLY BACK!
Everyone: *running around the room in circles* ER MER GURD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!
Molly: IT'S BEEN LIKE *checks last update* I THINK LIKE MAYBE A BIT LONGER THAN 3 WEEKS!
Everyone: *stops* That's not that long.
Molly: OH MAY GAWD IT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY!!!!
Everyone: OH MAY GAWD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pepsi_123 says: Masky, what happened to us? Am I not good enough? *sniff*
Masky: N-No! You were good enough! Just....LD is scary when she doesn't get what she wants...
LD: MASKY! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CORN COB!
Masky: I don't know hunny!
LD: FUCKING FIND IT!
Masky: Okay! DX
(TO. MUCH. ROMANO! *^*)
Ashwolfs says: Smexy, you have to sit in the corner as a dare.
Smexy: *sits in corner* ._.
*Fills room with geckos* Aren't they beautiful?!
Molly: WHERE'S THE FLAME THROWER!
Toby: *continuously throws pancakes at them* OH MAY GAWD TAKE THAT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS!
Louis_luver101 says: Who is the tallest Slender bro? Who is the oldest?
Slendy: We're all the same height.
Splendy: And believe it or not. Smexy is the oldest.
Smexy: That's right babies~ Get on your hands and knees and worship your Onii-chan~
Molly: OMG YUKA NO! *falls to ground* *cries eyes out* ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
E.J: To much corpse party. ._.
TH3R34P3R Says: Jeff, I dare you to dye your hoody black.
Jeff: Oh may gawd yes, night camouflage.
Molly: But it would be really hot a-
Jeff: Shut yo bitch ass mouth you know nothin' *leaves room to dye jacket black*
Molly:........
I dare Molly to shave Jeff's hair then surf on Slendy.
BEN: Wha-?
Masky: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE!
Molly: Oh Jeffyboo~
Jeff: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Molly: *pulls out razor* Come here Jeffyboo~
Jeff: *screams like a girl and pulls out a purse* GET AWAY! *hits Molly with purse*
Molly: OW! WHAT THE FUCK!? OW!
~Few minutes later~
Molly: *standing on Slendy while wearing bad ass shades and surfing like a surfer dude*
Slendy: Radical bro.
CreepyPonyLover238 says: I dare all the boys to wear secret agent outfits and try and seduce Dave~ >:3 Whoever succeeds gets to be fabulous and whoever fails gets raped by Smexy
Boys: Well shit. *all get in super agent outfits*
Dave: *backs into corner* W-Why.....
Jeff: *walks towards Dave swaying hips* Hey cutipie~ *spins around and flips hair* Like what you see~?
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