Late Night Fricking update that's what this shit is

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Molly: JKBAQSFGNBASNBLFKDSBF WE ARE FINALLY BACK!

Everyone: *running around the room in circles* ER MER GURD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!

Molly: IT'S BEEN LIKE *checks last update* I THINK LIKE MAYBE A BIT LONGER THAN 3 WEEKS!

Everyone: *stops* That's not that long.

Molly: OH MAY GAWD IT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY!!!!

Everyone: OH MAY GAWD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pepsi_123 says: Masky, what happened to us? Am I not good enough? *sniff*

Masky: N-No! You were good enough! Just....LD is scary when she doesn't get what she wants...

LD: MASKY! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CORN COB!

Masky: I don't know hunny!

LD: FUCKING FIND IT!

Masky: Okay! DX

(TO. MUCH. ROMANO! *^*)

Ashwolfs says: Smexy, you have to sit in the corner as a dare.

Smexy: *sits in corner* ._.

*Fills room with geckos* Aren't they beautiful?!

Molly: WHERE'S THE FLAME THROWER!

Toby: *continuously throws pancakes at them* OH MAY GAWD TAKE THAT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS!

Louis_luver101 says: Who is the tallest Slender bro? Who is the oldest?

Slendy: We're all the same height.

Splendy: And believe it or not. Smexy is the oldest.

Smexy: That's right babies~ Get on your hands and knees and worship your Onii-chan~

Molly: OMG YUKA NO! *falls to ground* *cries eyes out* ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

E.J: To much corpse party. ._.

TH3R34P3R Says: Jeff, I dare you to dye your hoody black.

Jeff: Oh may gawd yes, night camouflage.

Molly: But it would be really hot a-

Jeff: Shut yo bitch ass mouth you know nothin' *leaves room to dye jacket black*

Molly:........

I dare Molly to shave Jeff's hair then surf on Slendy.

BEN: Wha-?

Masky: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE!

Molly: Oh Jeffyboo~

Jeff: STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Molly: *pulls out razor* Come here Jeffyboo~

Jeff: *screams like a girl and pulls out a purse* GET AWAY! *hits Molly with purse*

Molly: OW! WHAT THE FUCK!? OW!

~Few minutes later~

Molly: *standing on Slendy while wearing bad ass shades and surfing like a surfer dude*

Slendy: Radical bro.

CreepyPonyLover238 says: I dare all the boys to wear secret agent outfits and try and seduce Dave~ >:3 Whoever succeeds gets to be fabulous and whoever fails gets raped by Smexy

Boys: Well shit. *all get in super agent outfits*

Dave: *backs into corner* W-Why.....

Jeff: *walks towards Dave swaying hips* Hey cutipie~ *spins around and flips hair* Like what you see~?

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