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Jealousy...

Me: AND WE ARE BACK!!

Sally: HOW MANY!!

Me: I am seriously getting sick of dis damn shit...

Sally: WHO F*CKING CARES!! TELL US HOW MANY!!

Me: 3!

Sally: ALRIGHT! NOW WAS THAT HARD!!?

Me: SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE DAMN HEART!!

Masky: Alright...?

Me: Anyway...where's BEN? Did he survive the Zelda attack?

BEN: Ya i'm right here!

Me: Where's Zelda?

BEN: I lost her...

Me: Okay? Anyway..

dragonesse2002 says: BEN, I dare you to hug me ^_^

BEN: YAY!! HUGGY TIME!!

*dragonesse2002 bursts through the door*

dragonesse2002: HUG MEH BENNY!!!

BEN: *runs up and hugs dragonesse2002*

Me: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! BREAK IT UP!! *separates them* Now get your ass outta here, we don't need you killed because your a mortal...*pushes dragonesse2002 out*

Everyone except for me and BEN: SHE WAS A MORTAL!!!?

Me: Ya..so is Kayrie over there *points to her* (So sorry if i spelled that wrong)

Kayrie: *is passed out on floor with cheesecake all over her face*

Masky: That damn b*tch keeps stealing my cheesecake...

Me: Anyway....here Liu you should read this by yourself....*passes paper to Liu*

Liu: *reads* Alrighty, i will be right back *gives paper back to me and walks into kitchen*

Me: Alrighty next question....

MaskysGF asks: L.J (Laughing Jack), Why do you like candy? What candy is your favorite?

Me: God dangit, L.J isn't here right now. E.J!!! CALL THE LITTLE SHIT HEAD AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS SKINNY ASS OVER HERE!!

E.J: No need...

L.J: *bursts through the door* I LOVE CANDY BECAUSE IT'S TASTY AND I WOULD HAVE TO SAY CARAMEL MARSH MELLOW!!! *runs out* (I just guessed XD sorry if it's wrong)

Me: Well that happened.....anyw-

*Suddenly Liu runs out of the kitchen and sprays whipped cream all over Slendy's face*

Slendy: AHHHHH WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS!! I CAN'T SEE!!!

Jeff: YOU HAVE NO DAMN EYES!! HOW CAN YOU SEE WITHOUT ALL THAT WHIPPED CREAM IN YOUR FACE!!

Slendy: Wait!? It's whipped cream? *wipes it off* Ahhh that's better...*turns to Liu* Dear child, why did you do that?

Liu: Dare...

Slendy: Ahhhh *wraps tentacle around his neck* Then i will just slightly hurt you!

Liu: *choke* *cough*

Jeff: *jumps up and slices off Slendy's tentacle* B*TCH LEAVE MY BROTHA ALONE!!

Slendy: M-MY BABY!!!! *pets it* You are such a monster T^T....

Jeff: I know i am. *sits back down by Alice*

Alice: *wraps arms around him*

Me: Anyway....

MaskysGF says: BEN, 1V1 me in TeamFortress2! If your man enough >:3

BEN: *gasp* YOU QUESTION MEH!! YOUR ON B*TCH!!

Kayrie: *suddenly wakes up* LET'S DO THIS SHIT!! 

*they both run to the gaming room*

E.J: WAIT FOR ME DARLING! *runs after them*

Jeff and Alice: *nuzzle noses*

Me: If you will excuse me for a second..*gets up and walks into other room*

*in the other room all you hear is*

Me: SON OF A MOTHER F*CKER!! THAT SON OF A DAMN B*TCH!! GOD DAMMIT!! F*CK F*CK F*CK!! I F*CKING HATE THAT SHIT!! GOD DAMMIT!! *crash* *bang* *smash* GOD DAMMIT!!

Me: *walks back out* *clears throat* *sits down* back!

Jeff: What was that about...O.o....

Me: Oh...u-uh..i forgot to do something and now my mom is going to kill me..but Slendy will bring me back....

Slendy: No i won't...

Me: *gives him death glare*

Slendy: I-I mean! I WILL!! I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERS LIFE!!

Jeff: You have a mother?

Slendy: No...

Me: *gives him another death glare*

Slendy: I-I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!!

Jeff: But your dead..

Slendy: GOD F*CKING DAMMIT JEFF!! SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

Me: *keeps giving him death glare*

Slendy: I SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE!! *points at me*

Me: HOW THE F*CK DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?

Slendy: I HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA!! BUT WHATEVER!! I WILL BRING YOU BACK!! *rolls non visible eyes*

Me: Anyway...that's it for now, leave your questions and dares below, thanks for reading, stay fabulous, BAII~