Me: AND WE ARE BACK!!
Sally: How many?!
Me: Are we really starting this again!?
Sally: Well since i am like NEVER!! in this series i gotta do something!! Everyone else always talks!
Me: Well your shit f*ck outta luck! Shoulda chose your friends better! (< Yet again, another Seer reference)
Sally:.....T^T....
Me: Today we have one question!
Jeff: *walks downstairs with a sleeping mask on* How did we go from 3 to 1.....?
Me: I don't know, don't ask meh! *shrugs*
Alice: *walks downstairs with a sleeping mask on also* *yawn*
Jeff: Let's just get this part over with....
Alice: *takes off mask and sits down*
Jeff: *sits down*...
Liu: Aren't you going to take off your sleeping mask Jeff?
Jeff: No.....
Liu: ?
*Masky and Hoodie skip into the room holding hands, blushing and humming "I'm in love with a criminal" *
Me: They are so adorable...
Jeff: What!? What are they doing!?
Liu: Take off your mask!
Jeff: Never mind...
E.J: *Walks into the room* Good morning everyone!
Slendy: *follows him* Yes...good morning peasants...
Me: We aren't your peasants Slendy...
Slendy:...Awwwwww.....fine then you are all my STEVENS!!!
Everybody:...*cricket sounds*...WE AREN'T YOUR STEVENS EITHER!! (Note: Steven means - Servant)
Slendy: You guys are no fun..*sits down*...
E.J: *sits down* What's with Jeff and the sleeping mask?
Jeff: IT'S AN ACCESSORY ALRIGHT!!
E.J: Of what?
Jeff: I DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!
E.J: *Face mask*
Me: Anyway...
MaskysGF Asks: -
Masky: Not her again..i thought i told her i was taken...
Me: *Looks blankly at him*..Don't worry Masky..it's not for you this time..
Masky: O-Oh...*Blushes with embarrassment*
Me: Ya......Anyway...
MaskysGF Asks: E.J, can i be your girlfriend? I will make sure you get plenty of kidneys. And to Masky and Hoody: aww so cute i ship you guys so much :3
Masky and Hoodie: T-Thanks...*blush* *hug each other*
E.J: KIDNEYS!!! WHERE!?
*Suddenly MaskysGF runs in and throws tons and tons of bags of kidneys at E.J*
E.J: KIDNEYS!!!!! *Runs at MaskysGF and Kisses her*
MaskysGF: O//////O!!
E.J: *backs off* I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND TONS OF KIDNEYS!!! *kisses MaskysGF again*
MaskysGF: O/////////////////O!!
E.J: *backs off* *runs upstairs pulling MaskysGF with him* LET US EAT KIDNEYS AND HAVE FUN!!!!
MaskysGF: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Me: I am pretty sure E.J was just drunk on kidneys....
Slendy: Probably....
Jane: *bursts through door* I AM BACK B*TCHES!!!
Me: Where did you go?
Jane: no where..i was just in the other room...
Me: oh....
Alice: Jeff why don't you take off the mask.....
Jeff:..because..i don't want to....
Liu: *jumps at Jeff and pulls off the mask*
Jeff: NO!!!!
*Jeff's eyes are big and light blue, they have eyelids and he can blink, they look just like before*
Liu:.... :O...J-Jeff...your eyes...t-they are normal...
Jeff: *covers eyes* DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! I'M HIDEOUS!!!
Liu: YOU ARE NOT!!! *grabs his hands and takes them away from his eyes* Your turning normal again....
Jeff: NO!!!! I DON'T WANT TO!!!! I CAN'T!!! *screams* I CAN SLOWLY FEEL MY INSANITY SLIPPING AWAY!!!
Liu: *Duck tapes his hands to the ground* I WILL NOT LET YOU BURN YOUR EYELIDS OFF AGAIN!!! YOU ARE GOING TO CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!
Jeff: NO!!!! *kicks Liu in his "place" *
Liu: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Alice: *takes duck tape off Jeff* RUN JEFFREY!! BURN YOUR EYELIDS!!!
Jeff: *suddenly leans up and kisses Alice*.......o//////////o
Alice: O/////////////O!!!!
Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~
Jeff: *backs off and runs upstairs with a lighter*
Alice:....I think i'm in love....
Me: YES!!!
Liu: NO!! HIS EYES!!....
Jeff: *screams of pain* *walks downstairs with his eyelids burned off*
Alice: *runs up and kisses him* -///////-
Jeff: O//////O!!!
*they slowly start to walk upstairs, not breaking their kiss*
Me: Things are going to get hot up there.....
*Suddenly from one of the rooms, you hear moaning and banging against the wall, and in the other, you hear "oh...Jeff..." followed by moaning and kissing*
Me: well i guess that's it, MaskysGF, E.J, Jeff and Alice are having some smexy time *wink* *wink* don't forget to leave your questions and dares down below, stay fabulous, BAII~
Everybody except E.J, MaskysGF, Alice and Jeff: BAII~
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