Molly: AND WE A-
Masky: *bursts through the door with no pants on* I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS! TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS! *suddenly seagulls fly out from behind him and land on the floor and they all start dancing sexually while screaming* I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS! I'M TOO SEXY FROM MY PANTS!
Everyone:...O.o....
Masky and seagulls: *do ending pose*....*flicks off everyone then walk out sexually*...
LD:..Is it wrong that that turned me on...
Molly: WHAT THE F*CK!?
~Later~
Molly: NOW WE ARE BACK!
BEN:...*comes out with a jar of nutella*
Charlie: NU! *smacks it out of his hand* *points to him* NU!
BEN: B-BUT! M-MY BABY!!
Charlie: IT'S NOT YOUR BABY!
BEN: IT NEEDS MEH!!!
Charlie: *slaps his face then grabs his shoulders* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF PRIVATE!!
BEN: *starts crying* THE WORLD AS I KNOW IT IS DEMOLISHED!!
Charlie: YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS!!
BEN: IT'S ALL A LIE! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!
Charlie: SNAP OUT OF IT BEN!!
BEN: IT'S ALL DARK! IT HURTS! IT'S BURNING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT! *falls to knees* IT BUUUUUUURNNNNNNNNNNNS!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!!!!!
Charlie:..*face palm*....
juju_ire says: ......*smirks* I dare everybody to kissu~ their enemies on the lips~ *innocent* Teehee \^-^/
Molly: *throws arms in air* F*CK THIS SHIT! I WOULD RATHER BE RAPED BY SMEXY! *glares over at him* DO NOT HOLD THAT AGAINST ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Smexy: *pouts* ;3;....
Sally: I'm always home free with this stuff....I don't hate anyone.... :P...
Everyone: *flicks off Sally*
Sally:...;3;.....
Everyone: NO! WE ARE NOT KISSING OUR ENEMIES!
NineCry says: BEN, Can we go out? :3 I sowwy Sally.
Sally: IF YOU WERE SORRY YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS SHIT TO MEH!! *eye twitches*
BEN: Sorry..But...I'm in a relationship with Mr. Moustache.
Sally: WHAT!?
BEN: Ya. Me and him hooked up and had a nutella date. It was awesome. And then we played video games all night. I beat him in every single game...
Rag doll: I didn't know you were gay BEN...
BEN: IT'S A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP! IT DOESN'T COUNT FOR BEING GAY!!!!!
MaskysGF says: Molly, What's so special about 1D?
Molly and Alisha: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Molly and Alisha: *roll eyes*...
E.J:...THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! I HAVE NO EYES!
Molly: SHUT UP AND DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC!!
Jeff, >w< you're so cute in Molly's dress XD
Jeff: *eyes widen*..She knows...
Rag doll: Actually..He was wearing my dress..Since that couple for a week thing isn't over yet....
Molly: Waaaaaait...*glares over at him* SHE KNOWS WHAT!?
Jeff: E-EH!? N-NOTHING!
Dave, I dare you to either kiss Jeff or get raped by Smexy >:3
Dave:..*shivers*...T-Too late...
Everyone: *laughs*
Smexy: *walks over to LD and holds out hand* I believe you own me 500$
LD: *mumbles curse words as she takes 500$ out of her pocket and hands it to Smexy*
Smexy: *takes it and shoves it in pocket* *pulls hat down slightly* Thank you Milady. *walks out*
Ultimate Dare Time: I dare you all to try and think of something I don't ship. If you guess right, I'll stop shipping for a whole day and if you guess wrong you have to act out my ships >w< oh and you can't say Masky x Hoodie or Jane x Jeff :P
LD: *snickers*
Everyone except LD: LIKE COME ON!
LD: MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Molly: QUICKLY!! EVERYONE SAYS SHIPS THAT INVOLVE MASKY EXCEPT FOR MASKY X HOODIE!!
Jeff: MASKY X SLENDY!
Slendy: MASKY X JANE!
BEN: MASKY X MASKY!
Molly: WHAT THE F*CK DUDE!
BEN: BLAME THE NUTELLA!!
Hoodie:...MASKY X E.J!!
Masky: Uhhh...MASKY X BEN!!
Jane and Alice: MASKY X MR. MOUSTACHE!!
BEN: MR. MOUSTACHE IS MINE!!!!
Rag doll and Charlie: MASKY X MOLLY!
E.J and Alisha: MASKY X ALICE!!
Liu and Dave: MASKY X JEFF!!
Molly: AND JUST FOR AN EXTRA ONE! BEN X MOLLY!!
BEN: WAIT WHAT!?
Everyone: WHAT!?
Molly: WHAT!!!? MY FRIEND SHIPS IT!!
Rag doll: WHY ARE WE YELLING!
Molly: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Sally: YOLO!! *suddenly a Pegacorn bursts through roof* *jumps on it*...FISH!!!! *flies off on Pegacorn*
Molly:...O.o....
BEN: *secretly grabs a jar of nutella*...
Charlie: NU!!!! *smacks it away again* NU!
BEN: WHY U NO LOVE ME CHARLIE!!!? *falls to ground crying*
Charlie: BECAUSE YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS! LIKE I SAID! IN THE BEGINNING! BEFORE THIS! AWHILE AGO!
BEN: *starts having a hissy fit* I WANT MY NUTELLA! I WANT MY NUTELLA!!! WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Charlie: *kicks him in the side* SHUT UP!
BEN: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Charlie: *kicks him again* I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!!
BEN: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Charlie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *holds head and falls to knees* THE PAIN!!! THE CRYING! IT'S MELTING MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Molly:...Before things get more weird I'm going to e-
Mr. Moustache: *bursts through the door* *he is a big moustache with shades* BEN! LET'S GO EAT NUTELLA DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
BEN: MR. MOUSTACHE! *jumps into his arms* AWAY MY LOVE! AWAY!~
Mr. Moustache: *runs through the wall carrying BEN*
Molly:...O.O....LEAVEYOURQUESTIONSANDDARESBELOWTHANKSFORREADING STAYFABULOUSBAII!~ (Translation: Leave your questions and dares below thanks for reading stay fabulous Baii!~)
Everyone: BAII~
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