~In the last part~
*all the electronics start flickering*
Molly: What the f*ck?
BEN: *start coming out of computer* You Shouldn't Of Done That...
Molly: AH SHIT!
BEN: *suddenly stops*...U-Uh...I-I'm..stuck...I'M F*CKING STUCK! *tries to pull self out of computer*
Everyone: *laughs*
BEN: SERIOUSLY GUYS I CAN'T GET MY BOTTOM HALF OUT OF THE COMPUTER!!!
Molly: *holds the computers plug in cord in hand* *snickers*
BEN: UGH!!!
~Now to our part~
Molly: AND WE ARE BACK!
BEN: *mumbles something*
Molly: GET OVER IT MIDGET!
BEN: I'M FUN SIZED!
Molly: *throws a jar of nutella at his head* JUST GO EAT NUTELLA AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!
BEN: *stares at it in awe* My chocolate delight has returned to it's mama...
Toby: Even i'm not that weird.....
Molly: LET'S GET TO THE FIRST QUESTION!
MaskysGF says: Molly, if you had to pick between Jeff or Dave who would it be and tell the truth or i'll draw you and Dave kissing!
Molly: *death glares LD*
LD: *snickers*
Molly: Jeff of course!
Jeff: WHA-!?
LD: AW COME ON!
Molly: You mad bro? *troll face*
Dave, Weird question but what turns you on?
Dave: *eyes widen*..U-Uh..well.....um....woman in super agent outfits...
Everyone: *laughs*
Dave: SHUT UP!
Molly: WELL WHAT THE HELL DUDE! WHO GETS TURNED ON BY SUPER AGENT OUTFITS!?
Dave: ME!
Molly: WELL THAT'S RETARDED!
Dave: Do you see me mentioning anything about your face?
Everyone except Molly and Dave: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!~
Molly: *stares at him angrily* F*ck you.
Smexy, if you rape Dave i'll give you 500$
Smexy: Alright Dave, get your ass over here so I can get my 500$
Dave: NO WAY! F*CK YOU!
Smexy: Come on Dave. You know I will be the one doing the f*cking.
Dave: UGH!!! *runs outside*
Smexy: NO! GET YO DAMN SEXY ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN GET MY 500$!! *runs after him*
Alisha: You people are weird...
Sally: You are just now noticing that?
Alisha: *shrug*...
BEN: *sprawled out on the ground with his face covered in nutella and an empty nutella jar on the floor beside him*...Wow...Have any of you ever noticed that talking moustache on the ceiling..Yes Mr. Moustache I do love nutella..
E.J: LIKE WHAT THE F*CK!?
Trendy, *give 1000$* Now go buy some actual clothes XD
Trendy: ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSULTING MY SENSE OF STYLE! GURL! LOOK IN THE DAMN MIRROR SOMETIME! OH WAIT! YOU BROKE IT!~ *sassy whips with tentacle* NOW PEACE BECAUSE I'M GETTING MY LOVELY ASS OUT OF THIS FASHION LESS HOLE! *sassy walks out*
Masky: I feel insulted.....
Ultimate dare time! I dare everyone to kiss a relative or whom you consider a relative on the lips XD
Molly, Ragdoll and Charlie: WHAT!? NO!
LD: You have to!!!
Molly: *grabs her collar and holds her to the wall well holding butcher knife to her neck well Charlie and Ragdoll hold her scissors and axe up to her neck*
Molly, Ragdoll and Charlie: WE SAID NO!
LD:....;3;.....
AngelicaStaples says: Jeff, What's the most annoying thing that BEN does?
Jeff: That..*points to BEN rolling around in nuteall*
BEN: YES MR. MOUSTACHE! ROLL IN THE NUTELLA WITH ME!
Slendy: *faceless facepalm*
MaskysGF says: Dave, I dare you to kiss Jeff :3
Jeff:...Dave hasn't even returned from being chased by Smexy.....AND NO!
LD: NOTHING IS GOING MY WAY TODAY!!
Jeff: *troll face*
Molly, 1D sucks! And so do you!
Molly:.....;3;......
Alisha: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE NON-DIRECTIONER!!!
Molly: YES!
*they both stand up*
Molly and Alisha: SOON WE WILL RISE AS ONE AND THE DIRECTIONERS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!
Everyone except Molly and Alisha: O.o.....
Ultimate dare: I dare everyone to switch clothes with their current partner :3
Molly: DAVE ISN'T HERE! I'M IN THE HOME FREE!!!
~5 minutes later~
LD: *wearing Masky's outfit* *has hand on hip and other hand on head* I feel FABULOUS!!!
Masky: *is covering face with hands* Why did you have to wear my mask to!
E.J: *trips down the stairs* OW! THIS TUXEDO IS SO BIG!!!
Slendy: *comes down and the hoody he is wearing is cutting the circulation of of his chest and the pants are cutting of the circulation to his legs*...C-Can't...b-breathe....*falls to ground*
Jeff: *blushing insanely and holding the short dress down* F-F*ck....
Ragdoll: *looks at self* Hmm..I don't look half bad.....
Hoodie:......*is covering face with hands also*....
Alisha:...*feels mask*....
Jane: Oh my Zalgo..This dress looks fabulous on me!
Alice: *looks at self* Hm. Not to bad....
Molly: I see E.J and Slendy are the only ones who aren't enjoying this...*laughs*
Liu:.....*is just sitting on the floor, pouting*
Molly:..*stares at him blankly* GET YOUR ASS UP SARGENT! THIS ISN'T POUTING CAMP!
Liu: *shoots up* SIR YES SIR!!
Sally: MOOOOOOOLLLLY!~~~~
Molly: What Sally?
Sally: BEN IS ACTING WEIRD!!
BEN: *is on the wall, rolling around in nutella* Mr. Moustache! Where did you get all this nutella! IT'S SO SOFT! LIKE A KITTEN! I MUST EAT THIS KITTEN! *starts licking the nutella* NO! *hiss* YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY MR. MOUSTACHE!
Molly: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYONE IN THIS GOD DAMN MANSION! YOU KNOW WHAT! SCREW THIS! I'M ENDING IT HERE! DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE YOUR QUESTIONS AND DARES BELOW! THANKS FOR READING! BAII~
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