Ask Creepypastas

i just ate two bags of chips lets do this

Molly: gUESS WHO'S A FAT ASS

Everyone: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU

Molly: *FART SOUNDS*

LostSilversGirl says: I dare hoodie to tap dance on the roof

Molly: he literally fucking does that every day

Masky: no- he doesn't???

Molly: . . . i k NEW IT W A S A FUCKING DREMA

Hoodie: i'm just gonna- i'm just gonna go tap dance

also, Ben can't pee for 24 hours

Ben: f AIR ENOUGH

Ben: but when those 24 hours are up

Ben: oh hoh hoh hohhh hoh

Ben: i'll hunt you down and pee in your mouTH YOU WHORE

Ben: YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU

Ben: YOU FUCKIGN SKANK]

UnicornzAndPuppies says: I dare Nina and Eyeless Jack to go and shop for ramen noodles

-at the grocery store-

E.J: nina dude we

E.J: we aren't

E.J: nina get the fucking noodles out of your ass we're not

E.J:f UCKING HELL NINA

theopherobrinehunter says: I dare you to make me become a dragon and then you may try to kill me.

Molly: q uICK WHAT IS A DRAGON'S WEAKNESS?!

Jeff: iT'S MOM'S DRINKING PROBLEM

Molly: u

Molly: it

Molly: wat

Slendy: jUST FUCKING STRANGLE IT CHILDREN BEFORE IT SETS THE MANSION ON FIRE

Slendy: like someone I know

Jeff: Oh, Slendy!

*cue audience laughter*

Molly: Ask Creepypastas was filmed in front of a live studio audience

Sally: is

Sally: is there something im not getting here

Jane: im just as confused

I dare Slendy to have a face. >:D

Slendy: molly give me your face

Molly: w AT

Slendy: U HEARD ME BITCH GIVE ME YOUR RATCHET ASS FACE

Molly: gET UR OWN

Molly: oh wait

Alice: that literally doesn't work because he has no fucking face

Molly: i realize that u cum dumpster

GasaiJibril9187 says: I dare Sally To act Sachiko Shinozaki for a year. If she refuses, all her favorite stuff will disappear •-•

Sally: who even in the fuck is that

Sally: she sounds like a cunt

Molly: probs looks like one too

Jane: she's like this little girl that was murdered by her principle

Sally: so she's a little weak ass bitch

Sally: i ain't being no weak ass cunt

Molly: dEAL OR NO DEALL

Sally: i'll shove that no deal so far up your ass molly

SilentTapper says: Hey, hey, Jane! *Tackles her into a hug* Why are they being mean to you? *turns to other* ...Don't answer this if you're going to be mean, specifically you, Jeff the Killer —!

Jan: well i mean molly has died down considerably with all her fits

Molly: hhehehehe

Jan: what

Jan: are you laughing at

Jeff: hey

Jeff: hey jan

Jan: wat

Jeff: jan

Jan: who the fuck is jan

Ben: hey hey jan

Jan: wtf

Molly: i changed your name to jan now and forever]

Ja: u

Ja: u wah

Molly: hey hey ja

J: oh my fuck]i, NG

KingZM says: I dare Jeff and e.j to go on a really cute date with v cute music and roses and to like a candle light dinner

-at the dinner-

E.J: i'm

E.J: really having a nice time jeff

E.J: i mean for a psychopath you're pretty good company

Jeff: r we having sex or wat

E.J: l E GASP

E.J: I KNEW IT

E.J: YOU WERE JUST USING ME FOR MY BODY

E.J: flies into t HE sun