incoming call from: tyjo 💟
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tyler: josh, are you awake?
josh: if i weren't, i wouldn't have an answered the phone.
tyler: right- yes- i need to tell you something. very important.
josh: --are you okay?
tyler: finefinefine i'm okay i'm great i'm sorry josh
josh: tyler what the hell are you doing
tyler: i'm great don't worry about me i'm fantastic i'm flying josh i'm flying!!
josh: are you on drugs or something?
tyler: [laughing] mayyybbeee
josh: what the hell? tyler!
tyler: feels good man
josh: now is not the time for memes tyler!!
tyler: it's always time for memes man don't be so meme
josh: was that a pun? cause it was awful
tyler: i thought it was eggsellent
josh:
josh:
josh: that's uneggceptable
tyler: your yolks are awful!
josh: they crack me up
tyler: my brain is fried
josh: too bad, there's no way to eggscape
tyler: [laughing]
josh: are you seriously on drugs, though?
tyler: yeaaaahhh
josh: you're a fucking idiot
josh: i'm coming over hold on
call disconnected
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next door » joshler [book #1]
Fanfictionat two in the morning one tuesday, a boy runs into tyler's apartment without even knocking or anything and just starts begging to sleep there for the night. not that tyler's complaining, because a) he wasn't sleeping anyway and b) this boy was very...
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