A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?The blonde,tired, just wants to take a nap,politely declines and roles over to the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains,"I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer,you pay me $5.00 and vice versa." Again she declines and tries to get some sleep.The lawyer,now agitated says, "Okay,if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if i don't know the answer i'll pay you $500.00."This catches the blonde's attention and,figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,agrees to the game.The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde didn't say a word,reaches into her purse,pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "Your turn." She asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer,puzzled,takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references,no answer.He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress,no answer
Frustrated,he sends emails to all his friends and co-workers,to no avail.After an hour,he wakes the blonde,and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.The lawyer who is more than a little miffed,wakes the blonde and asks, "Well what's the answer?" Without a word,the blonde reaches into her purse and hands $5.00 and goes back to sleep.And you thought blondes were dumb.
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Uhh...So yeah....About the blonde jokes....they are not true,who cares about how blondes are dumb or smart,still they have a brain.This is a sorry message to all the blondes even "Cotton_X_Candy" sorry for the blonde jokes,i didn't mean to hurt your feelings,i was just trying to be funny but instead,i really did let you cry like a baby in the corner,well...something like that i don't know?Please don't sue me.
-Beep-
So yeah,i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings,letting you cry(maybe),and yeah,umm....Thanks for reading this and i hope you can forgive me.
P.S:I don't know what "P.S." means but i won't make any blonde jokes anymore. 👍
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Lolz Jokes
RandomBringing you best laughs,funny jokes and some of it are just my stupid add on's on this book. This is my lolz jokes so hope you read it=) And make it special and a laugh trip!
